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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2007, 08:15:48 PM »
Poor monkeys.


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2007, 02:02:11 PM »
Who Would Win?!  Science-Whiz Edition

In this corner:
Weighing in at 57 lbs but packs a hell-uv-a chem set....

Bill Nye!


In this corner:
He's the genius with a huge rat and what-could-pass-for-an-ex-coke addict as sidekicks...

Beakman!


We dedicate this to Mr. Wizard who cannot compete.   Because he's dead now.   But still in our hearts.

DING DING!
.... t w i t t e r  //  b l o g  ....


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2007, 02:29:49 PM »
Bill Nye wins this one hands down, he would just send the Battle Bots after Beakman (of which he knows oh-so-very much). :)
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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2007, 02:50:51 PM »
Or he could borrow his friend Doc Brown's DeLorean to travel back to before Beakman's parents got together and make sure they never do.


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2007, 03:01:38 PM »
Bill Nye wins. The man has thrown a baseball from the back of a moving truck. Beakman stays in his dank, Deep 13esque lab.


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2007, 04:58:58 PM »
Bill Nye FTW!!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2007, 07:45:05 PM »
I vote for Dr Clayton Forrester as a third party science whiz


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2007, 08:09:32 PM »
Go ahead!  THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

Anyhoo, is this an actual fight or a "who can come up with the coolest science project" contest.

I think if it's just a fist fit, Beakman would win.  Never underestimate crazy (the man talks to a rat).  And while Nye might have a battle bot, it doesn't mean that he can control it very well.

If it's a science project thing, I think then it gets harder.  Both are quite smart but I never had any time to compare the two kiddie scientists.

Oh, and on another note: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

(wasn't much to that theme song, was there?)


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2007, 05:32:36 AM »
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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2007, 10:04:52 AM »
Beakman has a GIANT MUTANT RAT at his disposal. He wins. :^)


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2007, 10:09:10 AM »
"I'm afraid TO forgot"???
DAMN IT! I always miss something!


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2007, 11:13:18 AM »
Why is Pat Sajak fighting Gon Freeccs in your comic?





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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2007, 01:35:27 PM »
Do they even really NEED a reason? ;)
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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2007, 09:55:32 PM »
Go ahead!  THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

Anyhoo, is this an actual fight or a "who can come up with the coolest science project" contest.

I think if it's just a fist fit, Beakman would win.  Never underestimate crazy (the man talks to a rat).  And while Nye might have a battle bot, it doesn't mean that he can control it very well.

If it's a science project thing, I think then it gets harder.  Both are quite smart but I never had any time to compare the two kiddie scientists.

Oh, and on another note: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

(wasn't much to that theme song, was there?)

You forgot the part where it goes, "The science guy!"

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2007, 10:08:43 PM »
Shelly marsh could easily take anyone in a knife fight... now a gun fight... maaaaaayyyyyyyybeeeeee