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[Kzinistzerg]

Repeated from earlier thread:

Mike, and/or Kevin/bill/whoe-ever,

Are you ever surprised to see rather young MSTies? After all, some of us did watch it when it came out, we were just young at the time. I'm pretty sure I've watched them before I could, technically, perceive the TV (as I said in my intro thread).

And a note for DisembAudio, if, on the highly unlikely chance you do more than skim over my question, feel free to not bother attempting to pronounce my screen name and simply just say KZ. It makes everything easier.

[BBQ Platypus]

Dear Mike,

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.  Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

Your Humble Servant and Secret Love Child,
BBQ Platypus

[Katie]

Mike,
Do you keep your preserves in a convenient location?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike, how many showers did you have to take after watching Daredevil?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Dear Mike:  During your time on MST3K, did the winter weather become so severe that at times show production was delayed, halted or affected adversely in any other way?  I ask this because I live in Erie PA, which is in a slightly more southern latitude than Hopkins/Eden Prairie...

Also:
Mike do you think there is the possibility that since Mary Jo has performed her guest Riffing duties, and hopefully may yet again one day, that she might be amenable to posing for some 'headshots' so as to include her likeness  in some winsome fanart  wackiness?

[Dr.Impossible]

Dear Mike,

What were you thinking when you made this filthy, disgusting sex tape?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Shame on you.

Love,

The doctor

[Kzinistzerg]

I'd like to congratulate you on probably scaring Mike away from "ask Mike"s forever. : P

[brainspasm13]

Dear Mike,

Long time fan. If you had access to a time machine and could change history, what would you change?


DisembAudio,

big fan of yours, as well . what are your prime directives?

Smeltz

[Brak]

Dear DisembAudio

I think you should give Mike a raspberry. It would make me laugh ever so much.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Mike,

With Planetary Warriors like Al Gore claiming that the polar ice caps will melt in the near future, and the subsequent colonization of Mars as a "second Earth" of sorts, how would you go about informing the Martians of the threat posed by Santa Claus?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Mike, if you were elected Mayor of the fine city of San Diego, what would be your first order of business?

[Dr.Impossible]

I'd like to congratulate you on probably scaring Mike away from "ask Mike"s forever. : P

Worth it

[gbeenie]

Dear Mike and (possibly) Kevin:

In addition to being excellent comedy writers, you're clearly connoisseurs of comedy, as well. So, my question is: What comedy films do you love above all?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike, would you characterize John Stossel as a journalist or as a sensationalist?

[Jynx1971]

The only question I have is:

You guys get paid to do what I have to shell out my money for!  Where do I sign up?