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Offline Chaos

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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2007, 01:30:27 PM »
Well, at least you got a room with a balcony when you checked in.

And all those purple marks on your face are very striking.
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2007, 01:34:03 PM »
Apparently, the afterlife doesn't have clotting.

I initially read this as "the afterlife doesn't have clothing", and I thought to myself, "Yay, I went to the good place!"

And all those purple marks on your face are very striking.

Then I read this and realized I must have been wrong.  Puns this bad would never be allowed in heaven.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2007, 03:36:57 PM »
And all those purple marks on your face are very striking.

Then I read this and realized I must have been wrong.  Puns this bad would never be allowed in heaven.

Then my work here is done. ;D
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2007, 05:38:14 PM »
Can I post the re-animated head of the corpse of torgosPizza here?

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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2007, 09:11:49 PM »
All avatar- and signature-based mafia death indulgences are welcome here. :)

Please, pull up a corpse and have a seat.
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2007, 05:53:12 AM »
I think Wilson should have come up with a better way for me to die.  It was even specified how I bought the farm.  I was simply neutralized.  And what was up with the Mike Nelson shrine complete with pink hearts?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2007, 06:09:09 AM »
Yeah, seriously. You must be asking yourself, "How did Fisk get into my house?" ;)
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2007, 10:42:55 AM »
*sigh*


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2007, 12:45:12 PM »
Well that was an interesting twist.

I knew that Yoohoo was a vigilante, but I hadn't figured out that BathTub was an informant - I just figured you were using pure logic (since your logic was so solid).

Anyhoo, welcome to the party, boys. The pool is nice, but the hottub is only lukewarm. Also, just FYI, since this is the international afterlife, clothing is optional in the sauna. ;D
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2007, 04:15:17 PM »
 :'(
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2007, 04:20:25 PM »
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 04:06:30 PM »
Chaos I've been meaning to compliment you on your avatar caption.  It make me laugh everytime I read it.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 04:44:37 PM »
Tripes typing choice is giving me a headache.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.