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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 01:33:36 PM »
watch back man if you leave your house anytime today expect a bullet from my AR15 to be planted into your skull.  i throw pretty hard. 


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 02:29:05 PM »
You win!  ;D


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 02:31:58 PM »
yup it was a quick game :) 


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 03:12:18 PM »
Awww.... I wanted to win.

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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2007, 04:42:19 PM »
I wonder if I can get my deposit back on this flame thrower...
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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2007, 07:47:33 PM »
I wonder if I can get my deposit back on this flame thrower...
You weren't going to flame me were you?  :o


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2007, 08:24:23 PM »
Well, I happen to know that Sarcasm doesn't have a AR15. I know this because my death sattilite can see through walls.
In any case, if you don't retract your declaration of Sarc's victory, I'm going to have to obliterate your town in a flash of focused solar light.


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2007, 08:25:10 PM »
Well, I happen to know that Sarcasm doesn't have a AR15. I know this because my death sattilite can see through walls.
In any case, if you don't retract your declaration of Sarc's victory, I'm going to have to obliterate your town in a flash of focused solar light.
I'll take my chances.  ;D


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2007, 08:28:31 PM »
All right. You're gonna risk the death of both yourself and everyone in your town. Very brave.
Brave but stupid! I suggest praying to any dieties you hold dear.
Beep.




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Beep. beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

DAMMIT! Cheap death sattilite. Knew I shouldn't have run it with Vista.

Okay, I'll have this fixed in a few days, so JUST WATCH IT!


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2007, 08:31:30 PM »
i didnt kill him with an AR15.  i threw my AR15 bullet at him and killed him.  i may not have been clear enough.  I do have a KA-BAR that could the trick if you would like.  :) 


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2007, 10:09:12 PM »
If I threaten the first person to threaten Principal_Skin-trade does that mean I trumped their threat?


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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2007, 10:51:58 PM »
I threaten to kill Principal's mother, thus trumping all of these so-called threats.  Yarp!
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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 06:14:06 AM »
Hey!  Since when do you get to change the rules of the game?  How dare you, sir!  From this day forward, you shall not sleep, for if you do, I shall run you through with my broadsword* and feed you to my penguins!

* No, I'm not coming on to you - I'm threatening to kill you with a literal sword.
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Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2007, 02:34:03 PM »
Either way it's still pretty kinky.  Weirdo.  :P
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