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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 10:37:56 AM »
Send them Ann Coulter.

Send them Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah, she could debate with the aliens about the merits of their war until infinity and never take any strong action against the war for fear that her position become unpopular with the voters.

Because, since there's just enough of the pro-war people around to keep vetoes by the Chimp in Chief from being overturned when they do get something accomplished toward that end....

At least keep talking about it so that people don't forget that it's them who are ignoring the wishes of 70% or more of the country.

The only reason they keep acting like they want to stop the war is because it will help get a democrat elected.
Once that happens, we will continue to be in Iraq.  Don't kid yourself. 
Invading Iraq was a collossal mistake, but we did it.  We have a lot of work to do before we can leave.  That country needs to be divided into 3 countries or there will continue to be chaos.  We will have soldiers there for decades, I don't care what political party controls the White House.

If the Democrats really wanted to end the war they should vote to impeach. 
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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 10:59:07 AM »
If the Democrats really wanted to end the war they should vote to impeach.

Read up on the Impeachment process.  It would come to a final vote right about the time Bush is due to leave office.  Same with Gonzalez, unfortunately. And in the meantime everything important would be bogged down. 

I'm not 100% thrilled with the way the Democrats have been acting.  I'm just saying getting that one or so (since Lieberman's a Democrat like Bush is a Nuclear Scientist) wasn't the "magic wand" that everyone thinks it was.   Especially with the Republicans still single-mindedly acting (and voting) like Neo-Cons first and Americans second.

Even the Republicans could recognize when it was time for Nixon to go back in the day.


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 01:41:38 PM »
Ugh...

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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 02:09:25 PM »
It was dead anyway.
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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2007, 08:53:22 PM »
They fly up and plant a computer virus. However instead of a laughing skull and crossbones it's the classic mac bomb followed by the disk with a question mark.





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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2007, 06:51:18 AM »
Send up Nancy Grace, Rachael Ray, Fran Dresher and Harvey Firestein and have them host a talk show together.   Eventually, the harmonic convergence of their voices will cause the ship to explode.

Either than or an imac that knows the IP address of alien ships, either one would work.


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2007, 07:00:45 AM »
I Stil like the Ann Coultier idea..


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2007, 07:42:28 AM »
Stuff the tailpipe with a potato.
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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2007, 11:04:48 AM »
Realize the ship was an intergalactic Pinto and merely rear-end it and watch it blow up.


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2007, 11:09:19 AM »
I Stil like the Ann Coultier idea..



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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2007, 11:29:55 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D OR This One..


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2007, 11:57:10 AM »
Or this


















And for that matter, what is Ann Coulter....?



And why is she not in jail for voter fraud yet?



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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2007, 12:00:34 PM »
WOW!! More Than I had..
That'll bring down the Mother Ship For Sure!! :clap: :clap:
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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2007, 12:16:25 PM »
Trick the aliens into microwaving eggs and raw potatoes in a metal pan.


Or, if they're like the War of the Worlds or Signs aliens, trick them into breathing oxygen or taking a swim in the pool.


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Re: Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.
« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2007, 12:17:23 AM »
We could send them Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Janeane Garofalo, Ann Coulter, Bill O'reilly, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Shawn Hannity, Allen Combs,  Al Franken, Rose O'Donnell errr.....then they would really like humanity to die.

Or we could just send Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
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