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What have we learned?
Raven:
I learned that if you date a stripper it really hurts your chance for promotion.
If aliens attack your chance of survival greatly increases if you wear a dog costume. Dogs always make it but First Ladies are most likely toast.
Eventually everyone gets to play the president of the United States at some point in their career.
RobtheBarbarian:
Fireballs hug the ground and creep along like a Norwegian mist.
Raven:
Hippies who think everyone is there friends will always die first.
RobtheBarbarian:
See, I always knew that...
Just Some Guy:
I learned that shooting down a fifteen mile across target as it is hovering directly above population centers will result in no casualties.
I learned that one nuclear device can obliterate a sphere of metal hundreds of miles across. And that even after it has been blown apart, scattering chunks at least twenty meters across of dense metal it somehow doesn't wipe clean the half of the planet that was facing it.
Today is the day we declare our independence! Not that we actually have anything to declare independence from, we're just going to declare it because it's the name of the movie.
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