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Offline Courtney

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2008, 05:45:10 PM »
Because I've never been shat upon and they're just waiting to finally let go on me. 

How are hot dogs so delicious and yet so disgusting all at once?




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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2008, 11:16:51 PM »

Court, you do know they can be delicious w/o any of the disgusting connotations...



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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2008, 06:07:49 AM »
Because Whedon secretly hates you and I (possibly he doesn't like his fellow Old Wykehamists but I don't know why he hates you).

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2008, 06:10:24 AM »
because unicorns are extint.



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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #49 on: November 04, 2008, 04:48:14 PM »
Cuz he loves seeing women on at the polls?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2008, 05:16:01 PM »
s-h-u-t-u-p-b-t-a


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2008, 09:07:04 AM »
Because you killed BTA's parents right in front of him when he was eight years old.  Now, as an adult, he has dedicated himself to fighting injustice and evil individuals such as yourself by dressing up in a black suit with a cape and pointy ears and...oh, wait.  That's Batman.

Honestly, I have no idea why BTA hates you.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2008, 12:43:07 PM »
There's a magical place where disembodied feet need warmth and socks who feel the call of their frigid toes launch themselves into nothingness in order to go there and frolic with other socks and booties to fulfill their true purpose in life.  There they live out the rest of their days not understanding the sense of loss felt not only by their original owner but also by the sock they were originally paired with who mourns their leaving and thinks it's all their fault.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2008, 12:47:12 PM »
Because your membership card didn't come in the mail until the other day.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2008, 12:56:56 PM »
Because no one makes a vodka cheaper than Popov...

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2008, 01:20:37 PM »
Because she's covered in bread crumbs and dead fish.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2008, 12:57:58 PM »

To be.

With it being Rocky Week on AMC, I had to DVR Rocky IV . After watching it this morning for something like the 32nd time, my stupid question is, why is Vince DiCola's Training Montage so awe-inspiring?

Again, I'm all ready to toss some boulders around and saw big-ass trees to prepare for the big fight!

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2008, 05:50:24 AM »
because the eye-talian stallion is perpetually bad ass, and will always inspire me to go back to the gym for AT LEAST 2 days in a row. (but this time I'm going to stick with it, I swear) ::)

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2008, 03:56:09 PM »
When there is a fire

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Why so serious?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2008, 07:25:10 PM »
I'm actually feeling quite frivolous right now, thank you very much.  I suffered a childhood accident that makes it very difficult for me to smile - almost impossible, in fact, so I...no...no, wait!  What are you doing with that bowie knife!?  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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