login

Author Topic: Stupid Questions  (Read 9451 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Junkyard

  • Can't Shoot Straight
  • *****
  • Posts: 8719
  • Liked: 5
  • Steampunk Monster Hunter
    • Riff Raff Theater
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2007, 07:16:01 AM »
Vas ist?

Do you suppose supermodels smell better than normal women?


Offline RVR II

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 54277
  • Liked: 3857
  • There can be Only 1...
    • RVR II's YouTube Channel
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2007, 07:17:17 AM »
YYEESS!! Like Cotton Candy.. Till they start to Spoil.. :'(

Will there ever be a 51st state?


Offline Tripe

  • Stars in Musicals
  • *
  • Posts: 41553
  • Liked: 9932
  • Very dapper
    • Nick Rowley, Voice Artist
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2007, 08:11:13 AM »
Steady on we still ned to come up with the 46 other states after solid, liquid, gas and palsma

What's in a name?


Offline RVR II

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 54277
  • Liked: 3857
  • There can be Only 1...
    • RVR II's YouTube Channel
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2007, 08:22:16 AM »
That 'Space-Time Continuum' thing tells whats in a name

When can we go to the Earth's core?


Offline Junkyard

  • Can't Shoot Straight
  • *****
  • Posts: 8719
  • Liked: 5
  • Steampunk Monster Hunter
    • Riff Raff Theater
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2007, 08:40:52 AM »
When you've finished your peas.

If you mixed all the pages of the Bible, Koran, Bagahvad Gita, and Battlefield Earth together into one book, would it explode, or would you find truth?


Offline RVR II

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 54277
  • Liked: 3857
  • There can be Only 1...
    • RVR II's YouTube Channel
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2007, 08:47:06 AM »
You'd find Today's Reality! :gouge: :gouge:


Is it possible to go to an Evil-Parallel Universe?


Offline Tripe

  • Stars in Musicals
  • *
  • Posts: 41553
  • Liked: 9932
  • Very dapper
    • Nick Rowley, Voice Artist
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2007, 08:54:27 AM »
Why this is an evil parallel universe nor are we out of it.

Should Faust have let his lawyer look at the contract before he signed?


Offline RVR II

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 54277
  • Liked: 3857
  • There can be Only 1...
    • RVR II's YouTube Channel
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2007, 08:56:58 AM »
NAA.. That 'fine print' is for the Devil to read when Faust breaks the contract

Is there life after death?


Offline bettertomorrowamy

  • Mr Bungle
  • *
  • Posts: 13365
  • Liked: 12
  • Get this lazy Manc twat an Emmy!
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2007, 10:30:07 AM »
No!

What number am I thinking of right now?
On timeout


Offline Junkyard

  • Can't Shoot Straight
  • *****
  • Posts: 8719
  • Liked: 5
  • Steampunk Monster Hunter
    • Riff Raff Theater
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2007, 11:42:50 AM »
Blue. You're not the smartest cookie in the jar, frankly.

Why can't I find any government or Newspaper records for Sherlock Holmes? It's like he didn't exist at all?


Offline Pak-Man

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 17280
  • Liked: 3177
  • Insert $0.25 to Play!
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2007, 11:44:47 AM »
Sherlock got too close to the Illuminati and they wiped him from the records.

Why don't they just make things that never break?
« Last Edit: August 14, 2007, 11:58:11 AM by Pak-Man »


Offline Sharktopus

  • Ephialtes
  • *****
  • Posts: 7584
  • Liked: 3
  • May the Porkins be with you.
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2007, 11:50:17 AM »
Because the people who make the things that don't break would go broke.

If it hurts so much, why do I keep doing it?


Offline Junkyard

  • Can't Shoot Straight
  • *****
  • Posts: 8719
  • Liked: 5
  • Steampunk Monster Hunter
    • Riff Raff Theater
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2007, 11:54:08 AM »
Well, now that you've gone blind, there's no reason not to do it.

Why don't all the poor people just get jobs?


Offline Sharktopus

  • Ephialtes
  • *****
  • Posts: 7584
  • Liked: 3
  • May the Porkins be with you.
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2007, 11:59:25 AM »
Because then they wouldn't be poor.

If you prick me, do I not cry like a little girl?


Offline RVR II

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 54277
  • Liked: 3857
  • There can be Only 1...
    • RVR II's YouTube Channel
Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2007, 06:15:47 AM »
Yeah! I Saw It!! :D :D :D

Can I Watch ID4 Again?