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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2008, 06:36:26 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night

How do I get through one night without you?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2008, 08:18:09 AM »
They're called hallucinogenic drugs...makes the time go by.  Oh, and I recommend you start drinking heavily, now.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2008, 08:31:45 AM »
because it's fly soup, sir, that's why


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #63 on: November 10, 2008, 12:47:57 PM »
A free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition!

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #64 on: November 10, 2008, 03:34:57 PM »
As soon as he and God finish playing DDR with the Simpsons

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2008, 12:33:10 AM »
Because its conceptually like a celebate dildo.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2008, 05:46:43 PM »
Purgatory. It's not bad, not great, but not bad.



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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2008, 05:51:39 PM »
Depends on if you ever take that left turn at Albuquerque.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2008, 05:53:47 PM »
Because Gwen Stefani's hooked on phonics worked for me




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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2008, 05:56:19 PM »
To get to the other side.

Why does my dog always need to go outside just as I'm about to start eating dinner?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #70 on: November 11, 2008, 05:57:41 PM »
Because little dogs are inherently sadistic.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2008, 11:34:28 AM »
Well, if you'd stop placing it up it's ass before you start doing it.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2008, 12:16:51 PM »
Because particles in the atmosphere reflect that spectrum of light and absorb the others.

If a tree falls in the forest and someone is there to hear it but that someone is unable to communicate with others due to a physiological disorder that prevents communication does that person still hear the tree fall even though he can't tell anyone if he heard the sound or not?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2008, 12:35:38 PM »
Yes.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #74 on: November 17, 2008, 12:40:51 PM »
Depends on whether or not you've paid the toll.

Is it really the happiest time of the year?
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