The Meaningless Debate Thread

[YoohooRiffer]

That mascot has a NAME and his name is Julius Pringles, and he's a SAINT, I tell you! An absolute SAINT!

How dare you support this pedophile's disembodied head.  Every time I look at him I feel like he's undressing me with his eyes...

[Junkyard]

His chips are yummy and he is mostly unthreatening. It is time to face this reality.

[Tripe]

His chips are yummy and he is mostly unthreatening. It is time to face this reality.

The reality of his heinous crimes and disgusting double life you mean!

[YoohooRiffer]

Unthreatening?!?  You call this unthreatening?  This is scarier than IT and this is actually real!

[Tripe]

"I am God's righeous avenger, I will purge the world of the filthy corruption brought by Eve and her daughters!"

[Chaos]

Unthreatening?!?  You call this unthreatening?  This is scarier than IT and this is actually real!

Looks more like Groucho Marx had sex with Mario, to me.

[Sharktopus]

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Mr Pringle may drop phat House of Pain beats, but his "potato crisps" leave much to be desired.

The question I present you good folk is this: Pepperidge Farms Goldfish crackers. Cheddar or Pizza flavored? And don't give me any of the Original crap.

[Tripe]

It's a plain as the nose on my face that the best flavour of Goldfish is Rainbow. The multiple colours make the underlying flavour so much more intense.

[Junkyard]

Ignoring Tripe's idiocy, I must say that Pizza is superior. It's got Cheese, but also tomato and spice.

[Pak-Man]

Goldfish must be flavor blasted, or they have no flavor at all!

[RVR II]

Leprechauns treasure their goldfish rainbows

[Pak-Man]

I'm going to use this discussion as a platform for my off-topic rant.

Quoth the "good" people of Pepperidge Farm:

"I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious."

I'm sorry, but making it rhyme does not make it good GRAMMAR, Pepperidge Farms. The plural of fish is not fishes, nor should it BE fishes, nor should you propogate that myth just so that you can have a catchy jingle. I submit that your jingle should be changed to, "I love fish because they're so Delish!"

Pepperidge Farms: Remember THAT!

[Junkyard]

You ignore an obvious point: Goldfishes are not Goldfish. Fish are carbon based, while Goldfishes are obviously carb based. They are a new thing entirely, and thus can have gramatical differences from the word "Goldfish."

If you make something new, but call it a Sean, you don't have to pronounce it Shawn, you see what I'm saying?

[RVR II]

You ignore an obvious point: Goldfishes are not Goldfish. Fish are carbon based, while Goldfishes are obviously carb based. They are a new thing entirely, and thus can have gramatical differences from the word "Goldfish."

If you make something new, but call it a Sean, you don't have to pronounce it Shawn, you see what I'm saying?

[bettertomorrowamy]

You ignore an obvious point: Goldfishes are not Goldfish. Fish are carbon based, while Goldfishes are obviously carb based. They are a new thing entirely, and thus can have gramatical differences from the word "Goldfish."

If you make something new, but call it a Sean, you don't have to pronounce it Shawn, you see what I'm saying?

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