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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2007, 02:14:41 PM »
(What the hell kind of Amercan are you, anyway? I suppose you want kool aid that tastes like actual grapes too, right?)

What's that supposed to mean? Kool Aid does taste of grapes it's the fruit that are wrong!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2007, 05:15:46 PM »
You can not seriously argue that fruit is to blame here! Artaficial flavors are good, but they're good because public demand and opinion has fashioned them into something good. The original fruit are innocent, and yummy!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2007, 05:24:47 PM »
There's cherry... grape... orange... green... and the green really tastes like green!
.... t w i t t e r  //  b l o g  ....


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2007, 05:33:48 PM »
Exactly! By the magic of science, we have distilled colors in their purest forms!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2007, 07:39:50 PM »
I'm sorry, I must disagree.

NyQuil comes in two colors: red, and green. It is the ONLY thing in the world that tastes like RED and GREEN.

How dare you attempt to allow Kool-Aid to steal NyQuil's thunder. Bolchevism!!
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2007, 07:53:17 PM »
What? NyQuil tastes like pain! How dare you dishevil artaficial food flavorings/colorings with your LIES?!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2007, 08:08:19 PM »
Pain is a stretch. I might be willing to concede that it tastes like Sterno (not that I would know... certainly not...), but not pain. Be fair.
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2007, 01:12:01 AM »
Hey we're looking at SCIENCE, here. Science doesn't make things WORSE. It makes 'em better! Bananna Laffy Taffy tastes better than any real bananna could ever try. Go ahead and eat your "Fruit" and rock in your chair and listen through your earpiece to your domed radio. The rest of us have moved on to the special taste that is Alexander The Grape. :^)


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2007, 06:10:27 AM »
While I concede that artaficial flavors are a triumph of science, it's a democratic science. What people want in a flavor, they get. But if people only ever get what they want, they are soon empty of anything true. They only hear what was made for them, see what they were meant to see, and taste only what they have chosen to taste. Real fruit flavor stands defiant as delicious delicasies that no one voted on, that we've only had the smallest bit of control over!
Do not let man forget about real fruit flavor!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2007, 08:54:31 AM »
All I know is that Cheese flavored popcorn doesn't taste like cheese.  And yes, I do dislike processed American cheese.  I don't care, it tastes horrible, and it kills brain cells and lowers your sperm count.  I defy anyone to contradict that.
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2007, 09:31:33 AM »
While I have not read any of your arguments for or against that which I know nothing about, I sincerely disagree with everyone here, and would like it put on record that I believe I am of superior intellect to you all.
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2007, 09:56:45 AM »
I don't care what the Pringles commercial says because plenty of times I have "Popped" and then noticed a considerable amount of Fun stopping.  If you ask me Pringles are just glorified Potato Chips.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2007, 10:06:24 AM »
Pah Pringles are no more real chips than ply wood is real wood, they're reconstituted frauds.

And their mascot's creepy, like the disembodied head of a Victorian serial killer.



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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2007, 10:34:20 AM »
That mascot has a NAME and his name is Julius Pringles, and he's a SAINT, I tell you! An absolute SAINT!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2007, 10:35:39 AM »
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