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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2007, 07:00:27 AM »
*ahem*  I believe we're over looking the subtle nuance of Mango Chutney, gentlemen - and if this thread isn't going to reccognize the chutney then we can't call ourselves an 'all-inclusive' thread- now can we!  I'm here with the Chutney Awareness Group or CAG as they are called, to end this suppression! Give CAG a chance!
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2007, 07:04:13 AM »
Interesting. CAG is the sound I make when I try to eat mango chutney popcorn. Coincidentally, it is also the sound my cat makes when she's licked herself too much. You may draw your own conclusions.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2007, 07:15:43 AM »
Interesting. CAG is the sound I make when I try to eat mango chutney popcorn. Coincidentally, it is also the sound my cat makes when she's licked herself too much. You may draw your own conclusions.

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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2007, 07:21:59 AM »
Ugh GAC is one of those "diversity" groups trying to shoe horn foreign condiments on our delicate palates. It's PC gone Mad I tells ya!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2007, 07:23:53 AM »
I admit it, I lied. I have no feelings whatsoever about mango chutney. It was simply my kneejerk reaction to disagree vehemently. Mango chutney may very well be delicious, although my cat seems to disagree.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2007, 08:52:11 AM »
I think we're all overlooking the simple pleasure that is Kettle Corn.
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2007, 08:55:13 AM »
I think we're all overlooking the simple pleasure that is Kettle Corn.

Oh just sod off with your kettle corn! Jesus hated kettle corn and that's good enough for me.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2007, 08:57:10 AM »
I have to agree with Tripe Hound for once. Kettle corn is way nasty.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2007, 09:01:43 AM »
That's where I have to draw the line, good sirs.  You can insult my friends.  You can insult my family.  You can insult my religion.  But drag kettle corn into it, and you have a fight on your hands.  It's go time!  Let's bloo this!
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2007, 09:04:11 AM »
Bring it, you sugar loving freak!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2007, 01:01:04 PM »
There is no scientific evidence that caramel corn, chocolate-covered though it may be, is any more beneficial to your taste buds than regular kettle corn.  And kettle corn carries less of a cost to your teeth.  So, what say you to that?
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2007, 01:03:10 PM »
I say Satan, the father of lies, gives you pretty words to say you blasphemous Kettle Corn lover!


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2007, 01:22:57 PM »
Sugar on popcorn is blasphemy in any form. THE ANSWER IS CHEESE.


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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2007, 01:54:25 PM »
Cheese that tastes nothing like cheese?  Cheese that leaves your fingers orange and nasty?  I tell you, what they try to pass off as "cheese" on popcorn is an insult to the sophisticated palate!  I tell you, that stuff is cheese as much as a twinkie is a stuffed crepe!
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Re: The Meaningless Debate Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2007, 01:58:38 PM »
All right, you have a point. I misspoke.
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