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Offline Junkyard

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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 08:29:19 PM »
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 08:58:36 PM »
A good one a friend of my brother's came up with during high school.  They were playing foosball during lunch hour and he called someone an a-wordhole.  Only he didn't actually call them an a-wordhole, he used the actual a-word and put the word "hole" after it.  But a teacher overheard, and started walking towards him to reprimand him, so to cover his tracks, he said, "Uh, yeah.  So he put the gas in the gas-hole."  Best.  Cover-up.  Ever.
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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 09:00:31 PM »
My Dad's personal favorite is "What the Heck, over?"

He adds "Over" for some reason. Even he doesn't know.


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 11:08:01 PM »
Aw, fuck it.


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 12:25:50 AM »
You funking prinks.

I swear I once saw a movie edited for TV - I don't remember what it was or who was in it, but the foul-mouther protagonist really had it out for Vikings. "That Viking buzzard, I'm gonna tear off his Viking arms, that Viking sonuvagun...." Hilarity.


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 01:16:27 AM »
I was always a fan of the Back to the Future edits where they always used the same sample of him saying an off-kilter, "HO-ly jeez."


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 07:09:23 AM »
By the way, did Skin Trade win, or did Fuck become a replacement swear for "Flod***up?"


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 07:31:11 AM »
You funking prinks.

I swear I once saw a movie edited for TV - I don't remember what it was or who was in it, but the foul-mouther protagonist really had it out for Vikings. "That Viking buzzard, I'm gonna tear off his Viking arms, that Viking sonuvagun...." Hilarity.

Hmm I thought they only did that in the TV version of Quick Change, where Geena Davis wants to get out of "this viking town!" And there I was thinking that it was set in New York, apparently the action takes place in Oslo  ;D


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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 10:07:09 AM »
I remember seeing Major League II edited for television once, and as funny as it was before, it achieved new levels of hilarity with the overdubbing of the swearing.  They even changed some of the subtitles of the Japanese player.  Though why they considered the word "excrement" to be profanity, I have no idea.
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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 10:09:12 AM »
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Re: first one to cuss in this thread wins
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 10:35:52 AM »
Flunk yeah...Mr. Show eh...swear to god with reverand winton dupree maybe suitable for this thread as well....Oh shirt they actually cuss in that skit tho...
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