The Coily Game

[ObscureGamer]

This game is simple! Here are the rules :

Someone starts by saying, "Pshhh, ____! I hope I never see another ____ as long as I live!" and then the next poster suggests a wish that would require that object or person, like, "I wish I could have a Steakum sandwich brought to me by ___!" and the next poster will go "NOOOOOOOOOOOO ___!" and then make a wish for the next poster to respond to. About every page or so, someone will wish a new person or thing out of existence, and it starts all over again.

To get the ball rolling.....

"Pshhh, cell phones! I hope I never see another cell phone as long as I live!"

[Junkyard]

This.... seems a little bit too complicated of a game, but I'll try anything once.

"Boy, I really want to die in a car accident because of someone who was busy talking while alone in the car!"

[bettertomorrowamy]

Nooooo Cellphone related deaths!

I hope I never see another semi carrying yogurt jack-knifed on Interstate 80 causing all 4 lanes of traffic to be closed!

http://www.nebraska.tv/home/ticker/9034602.html

[BBQ Platypus]

Gee willickers, I'm hungry.  You know what I could go for right now?  Some yogurt smeared over asphalt, with just a hint of road salt.  Yum!