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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2007, 05:10:06 PM »
I catagorically and absolutely deny these alligations that while in Las Vegas, I broke all my religious vows by getting drunk, scarfing down several steaks, and having loveless sex with half a dozen prostitutes. Also, not doing my daily prayer. I maen, I didn't not do that.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2007, 09:57:52 PM »
I cannot confirm nor deny that I have masturbated to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2007, 10:11:57 PM »
I cannot confirm nor deny that I have masturbated to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

That one where Deanna goes sex crazy and tries to screw that ensign.  Oh yeah, cleavage.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2007, 10:36:04 PM »
I cannot confirm nor deny that I have masturbated to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

That one where Deanna goes sex crazy and tries to screw that ensign.  Oh yeah, cleavage.

I cannot confirm or deny that it was that episode or the one where Crusher and Troi are doing yoga together.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2007, 05:26:59 AM »
(Gonna add a new dimension to this, in the form of deflection and mud slinging.)

Unlike my esteemed opponent, I have never been involved with an ivory smuggling ring.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2007, 10:39:42 AM »
My fellow Americans, I want to make it clear that it is NOT, in any way, under any circumstances, my fault that Deana Troi's breasts are lopsided.

I would also like to take this opportunity to categorically deny the long-standing rumours that I am an ant with the head of a moose, or any other form of perversely crossbred, biogenetically engineered, or mutated animal hybrid.

And while it is true that I did inhale, I did NOT enjoy it.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2007, 10:46:20 AM »
While I DO admit to sharing some of the blame in Troi's breasts being lopsided, I deny that it was on purpose.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2007, 01:48:16 PM »
I wouldn't know if having Deanna Troi naked and bent over a coffee table disguises the fact that her breasts are lop-sided.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2007, 02:56:23 PM »
I deny using an orphan's heart to power my Dream Machine.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2007, 12:57:20 AM »
I deny using an orphan's heart to power my Dream Machine.

"It's powered by the soul of a FORSAKEN CHILD?!"


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2007, 05:20:41 AM »
Gotta love Dr. O.

Meanwhile, I can tell you on the record that I have NEVER, I repeat NEVER sabatoged anyone's parachute, using acid I screwed the pharmacist for.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2007, 06:32:48 AM »
Gotta love Dr. O.

Meanwhile, I can tell you on the record that I have NEVER, I repeat NEVER sabatoged anyone's parachute, using acid I screwed the pharmacist for.

You mean the pharmacist you DIDN'T screw. I should know - I didn't see it happen.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2007, 01:43:08 PM »
I categorically deny ever saying that I can see why women find Sean Connery sexy.  (A little Dirty Work reference for you.)
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2007, 01:53:37 PM »
I never kiss and tell.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2007, 01:56:41 PM »
I have never forgotten to put the toilet seat down.
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