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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2007, 07:00:11 AM »
I deny eating spiders like popcorn.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2007, 02:00:10 PM »
I deny tossing bits of popcorn into spiderwebs just to watch the spiders struggle.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2007, 03:09:43 PM »
I have never puked ON food in the kitchen of a burger king.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2007, 03:17:16 PM »
I wasn't even in Germany during the var! I mean, war!


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2007, 03:30:51 PM »
The parrot was pining for the fjords.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2007, 07:39:14 PM »
I don't make it a habit to google "Icelandic Dance Team" every week to check for new links. So stop assuming I do.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2007, 08:25:36 PM »
I have never dirty danced with my cardboard cut-out of Patrick Swayze.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2007, 08:49:33 PM »
At no point has any part of body been involved in a line dance.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2007, 09:02:09 PM »
I would like to state, for the record, that they were saying "Boo-urns".
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2007, 04:28:26 AM »
I am not responsible for the Cold War.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2007, 05:30:08 AM »
I do not nor have I ever believed that ChaosFromOrder's avatar looks like an evil Dustin Hoffman.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2007, 06:58:18 AM »
Definitely, definitely not Dustin Hoffman. Definitely not.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2007, 07:59:04 AM »
I am not personally responsible for those "Hip Hippoes" cartoons on Animaniacs.  And I certainly didn't tell the writers, "C'mon!  They're hippoes, but they're trying to be trendy!  It'll be hilarious!"
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2007, 08:57:59 AM »
I can assure you, I was not in Dallas in  November 22, 1963. Now can we go and kill that Mummy?!


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2007, 09:20:56 AM »
It would be unheard of for me to have been involved in a government conspiracy that used VH1 to planted subliminal conformity messages into its watchers.  On top of that there is no way that this has accidentally led to the creation of Scientology.