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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 12:12:37 PM »
I would state categorically for the record that my occupation does not involve maintenance of this country's nuclear arsenal.

I would further clarify that in no way have I, through an accident involving a bucket of KFC and a 2 ltr bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red that there simply isn't time to elaborate on now, accidentally doomed us all by initiating the "World Dies Screaming" protocol.

In conclusion everyone can go back to their day to day life safe in the knowledge that said life will not be lasting, oh only another 20 minutes at best.

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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 12:27:08 PM »
I would state categorically for the record that my occupation does not involve maintenance of this country's nuclear arsenal.

I would further clarify that in no way have I, through an accident involving a bucket of KFC and a 2 ltr bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red that there simply isn't time to elaborate on now, accidentally doomed us all by initiating the "World Dies Screaming" protocol.

In conclusion everyone can go back to their day to day life safe in the knowledge that said life will not be lasting, oh only another 20 minutes at best.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 12:27:17 PM »
I, for one, do not welcome a nuclear holocaust.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 12:34:53 PM »
I would state categorically for the record that my occupation does not involve maintenance of this country's nuclear arsenal.

I would further clarify that in no way have I, through an accident involving a bucket of KFC and a 2 ltr bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red that there simply isn't time to elaborate on now, accidentally doomed us all by initiating the "World Dies Screaming" protocol.

In conclusion everyone can go back to their day to day life safe in the knowledge that said life will not be lasting, oh only another 20 minutes at best.


 :clap: Absolutely Hilarious.

I have not jumped the shark on this thread with that one and I have no doubt I can come up with something just as good  :-",


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 12:36:19 PM »
I would state categorically for the record that my occupation does not involve maintenance of this country's nuclear arsenal.

I would further clarify that in no way have I, through an accident involving a bucket of KFC and a 2 ltr bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red that there simply isn't time to elaborate on now, accidentally doomed us all by initiating the "World Dies Screaming" protocol.

In conclusion everyone can go back to their day to day life safe in the knowledge that said life will not be lasting, oh only another 20 minutes at best.


 :clap: Absolutely Hilarious.

I have not jumped the shark on this thread with that one and I have no doubt I can come up with something just as good  :-

Oh... I get it... Mountain Dew CODE RED....



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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 01:07:56 PM »
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The sudden influx of forum member's with gigantic signature pictures has not driven me insane. Nor would i ever be petty enough to make a lame statement with my own ridiculously large signature picture.

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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 01:15:26 PM »
I take no offense to Rude's dislike of large signature images in the forum.

I do not not like his signature image.

I do not not not think he is easily annoyed.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 01:19:51 PM »
I do not and have not, ever enjoyed The Simple Life.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 01:23:37 PM »
Being as I am a man of integrity, I will not use Rude's massive new sarcastic signature picture as an excuse to make mine both larger and more tasteless.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2007, 01:24:33 PM »
I am not planning to take my revenge on the Wayans Brothers and Carmen Electra for killing comedy.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 01:28:59 PM »
I categorically deny being a man of integrity... therefore my new "Inspired by Rude Siganature Series" Signature.....

EDIT: I removed my "Inspired by Rude Signature Series" Signature... as I'm going offline for the day and I don't want that monstrosity around after the joke ran it's course... which was about 10 minutes after I posted it.... which was about 10 minutes ago.
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2007, 01:39:33 PM »
I totally didn't use this line of discussion to change my signature into one of exactly the same size, just a day after changing it last.


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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2007, 02:11:16 PM »
Well Rude has a point - eventually these threads will be 3 posts long, since the pictures will take up too much room ;)

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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2007, 02:52:15 PM »
You all know me to be a law-abiding, moral individual. This makes these accusations of running an illegal still even more shocking. I categorically deny producing Angry Viking brand bourbon out of a makeshift brewery tucked away in the bushes on my property, and anyone who sends $35 to my address will be disappointed when they do not receive 2 liters of delicious, savory Angry Viking in return.

I am not selling any of this:

Get it?
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Re: The Denial Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2007, 04:56:30 PM »
I just don't see Vikings drinking bourbon. Vikings should be drinking mead, vodka, and the blood of their enemies. At least Aquavit.

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