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Offline SmilinJackRoss

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2007, 01:58:47 PM »
"Don't interrupt me, Gary."
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2007, 03:27:50 PM »
"SPARTAAANNS!!!!"

Mike and crew respond half heartedly,"Yeeesss?"

 Also:

"You need rails for your bottomless piiiiiiitt!!!"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »
I gotta go with...

Leonidas: And you must be Xeres?
Bill? : No, it's Ann Coluter with her wig off.

This may not be totally accurate as I was laughing so hard and can't remember who said it exactly.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2007, 05:06:40 AM »
"Don't interrupt me, Gary."


Yes! That and "That's one angry cow" get me rolling with laughter each time.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2007, 09:27:32 AM »
There were a lot of great lines in this track, but a few favorites:

"The Slow-mostrians are attacking!"
"THIS IS SPAAAAAAART of a balanced breakfast!"
"That's one angry cow."
"WE HAVE SIGNED THE PERSONAL INJURY WAIVER!"
"I didn't get puuuuuuuuuuushed!" "Me neeeeither!"
Disembaudio walking in on the guys during the rape scene
All riffs relating to the very feminine name of GORGO (for some reason, I found it hilarious).
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2007, 08:16:30 AM »
I almost passed out from laughing when that one guy's coins spilled on the floor and they were like,

"so was he holding those between his buttcheeks? Where was he keeping them?"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2007, 10:44:11 AM »
omg, I think I might have to watch this one again for the 5th time.
rofl, oh yeah we have a giant
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2007, 07:28:01 AM »
"This... is... DINNER!!!"

"No one even pushed meeeeee!!"
"Me neitheeeeer!!!"

"That guy just didn't use his head. And now he can't."

"We prostate our selfs before you, oh exhaulted little kid."
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2007, 03:02:15 PM »
Just got thru watching this one...already so many amazing lines I forgot but I loved the Ann Coulter reference. Also, during the narration when Faramir talks about how being a warrior was something they were "trained to be" and "born to be", etc...Bill interjects with "shaved to be".


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2007, 07:26:28 PM »
I loved the line, when they show the hunchback in his goofy wizard hat and cape:

"I want a better uniform."



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2007, 07:29:29 PM »
I'm also supprised they didn't make a joke about the wall of bodies being toppled over and only catching ONE guy! And he didn't even die from it.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2008, 08:06:57 AM »
The Disembaudio walk in has to be my new favorite bit with the little guy, replacing his "Turkey on a straw" song, though that was still excellent.

Great riff.  One of my all time faves.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2008, 10:11:39 AM »
Just reauthored this last night and watched it this morning. I gotta say, I loved Bill's line about the "crusty warrior panties".

Also the one where they go on about how you have to be tough to be a Spartan and that "Charmin is outlawed". That one had me cracking up!

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2008, 10:33:52 AM »
"We got anything else, oh wait, we have a giant!  Lets see what he can do!"

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2008, 04:04:52 AM »
This is ah SPARKLA!!!!