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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2007, 09:37:13 AM »
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2007, 11:09:29 AM »
Are we ending, or are we making way for the next generation of freaks?


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2007, 11:13:41 AM »
2061, later that evening - Having accepted Skull Diamond's gracious dinner invitation, Samus and him take a shuttle-craft to the moon.  They decide to dine at the greatest Moon restaurant around called Soylent Pink.  They both have a marvelous time, and things are progressing romantically.  Skull gets up to use the little boy's room.  He walks by the kitchen and notices a ghastly sound coming from the back.  Sensing danger, he rushes to the back of the kitchen where he sees the cook butchering a Moon Chimp.  The sight is disturbing even for a war veteran hero such as him.  Soon he realizes what is in Soylent Pink.  He rushes back out to the dining area, and at the top of his lungs he screams, "Soylent Pink is Yummy!"
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2007, 01:30:28 PM »
2062- Spacecraft appear in radars across the world, howering in orbit with the Moon. They do not appear to be of any Earth based design.

Meanwhile, the Teleporter is invented, and re-vitalization of the Sahara desert is started.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2007, 03:45:11 PM »
2061 - That same magical night, Samus gives Skull DIamond the Heimlich and they kiss.

January 2062 -  Samus and Skull marry and have ten children who for some strange reason turn out to be little skeleton children. They are named Action, Conan, Leonard "Bones" Mccoy, Talia, Clark, Tom, Michelle, Cleo, and Scully. On earth, they are jokingly referred to as the "Les enfants terribles" (Metal Gear Solid reference)
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2007, 04:31:33 PM »
2063 - Action Diamond is now 1-year-old.  Unlike most skeletal 1-year-old's he is highly intellegent, and physically superior to all 5-year-old humans.  Action invents his own transporter and unnoticed by his father, Skull, he uses it to teleport down a female Moon Chimp and a male Moon Chimp.  Action forces them to breed with each other, and soon the Moon Chimps multiply.  Action hides the existence of the Moon Chimps from his father, Skull, because he is aware of his father's passion for Soylent Pink take-out.  But the Moon Chimps grow restless.....
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2007, 05:12:56 PM »
2064- Reports of Abductions begin to increase steadily, as more ships begin to collect in the Moon's orbit. The New United Nations (NUN) sends up a ship to investigate and perhaps communicate with the aliens.

Barbarian retires from his office, and places on his throne Shelly Kahn, illigitamate half Fanning half Jolieclone, um, clone.

New York is finished being rebuilt, and now exsists entirely in the branches of a huge Redwood Forest.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2007, 05:15:54 PM »
2065 - The Moon Chimps remain restless, but very patient.....
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2007, 05:24:27 PM »
Late 2065- The NUN team sent out a year earlier has not returned, so SpaceArk Sideswipe goes out to confront the aliens in full battle mode. They respond hostily, and he is quickly outnumbered and outgunned. They disable his engines, and blast him at half-light speed out of the solar system.
The aliens start to advance towards Earth, the element of uncertainty eliminated.
Junkyard Starchild, defensive of Earth, attempts to disable the fleet. Unfortunately, they react quickly and detonate an anti amtter bomb at his core, spreading him to the solar winds.
December 29, 11:45 PM (New York Time,) the aliens reach Earth and start a ground and air invasion. Finally, the Moon Chimps show themselves, but their intentions are unkown.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2007, 07:31:27 PM »
January 2066 - Skull Diamond discovers the Moon chimps. Now a vegetarian and not believing in eating meat, releases the Moon chimps back to the wild and untamed jungle that is New York City. Skull Diamond uses his reality machine to make some zoo keepers from National Geographic to keep an eye on the Moon Chimps and creates some clones of Donkey Kong for them so they won't get lonely. Skull Diamond also brings to life Mulder, Scully, Darth Maul and Krusty the Klown in order to investigate and find out if there is any way to halt the impending invasion or at least slow it down...
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2007, 07:47:02 PM »
February 2066- Someone informs Skull Diamond that the Aliens have already invaded, and he takes a hover ship to 01 to get help.

Meanwhile, the Aliens begin to plant what look like large antennae at various, equally spaced points across the globe.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2007, 08:31:18 PM »
March 2066 -- Dalty Smilth, having become immortal after successfully creating a Philosopher's Stone back in 2009, finally reveals himself to the world in his identity as Professor Chaos with his sidekick, General Disarray.  He then reveals his plan of revenge against the world... a device meant to block out the sun, only to discover that such a device had already been invented on the Simpsons, and then he made the further discovery that South Park had already invented characters called Professor Chaos and General Disarray, as well as the convention of a villain trying to enact a scheme only to discover that the Simpsons had already enacted such a scheme.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2007, 08:33:45 PM »
April 2066 - The Moon Chimps are again restless.......
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2007, 09:17:21 PM »
May 2066 - Skull Diamond and his new posse, the Wild Bunch discover that bullets can harm and even kill the space aliens if they are shot with guns. But only Tommy Guns are effective on the aliens. Skull Diamond arms Samus, Scully, Mulder, Daltysmilth, Darth Maul, Krusty, General Disarray and Professor Chaos with Tommy Guns. After accidentally mistaking a house for a space alien and apologizing to the owner,  Hestonclone, Skull Diamond leads his Wild Bunch to Devil's Tower for a final conflict with the space aliens...
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #74 on: July 31, 2007, 05:14:13 AM »
2067- Skull Diamond and his posse have been prisoners of the aliens for the last year, and their execution is at hand. Scant seconds before the first prisoner is executed, an army of Moon Chimps and Robots break smash through the walls of the Alien's Mothership. After a huge battle, the aliens are decimated, and Earth stands victorious over the Aliens.

After the battle, the Robots and Space Chimps return to 01. It turns out that the lunar primates only speak binary, and are allergic to basically anything NOT plastic, metal, or glass based, which is why they were always so cranky around people, and in the jungles.

The remaining aliens are allowed to intigrate into society, but it will be a long, hard road for them.