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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2007, 05:26:38 AM »
2053- While the tournament continues, newly made Space Arks from Mars land in all the major nations, offering escape from Planet Earth to 2,000,000 people each in exchange for servitude. Meanwhile, 01reveals itself to in fact be a giant laser cannon, which is then fired at Ubermench City on Mars, taking out most of the population and the central government.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2007, 08:28:28 AM »
December 24, 2054.  30 years after his supposed death, Sideswipe emerges from the depths of the unknown with grand plans to unite the war torn globe under the rule of his iron fist.  Swipists everywhere rejoice.

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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2007, 09:14:05 AM »
2055- High Priestess Dakota Fanning, fearing her position is threatened, assassinates Sideswipe and blames it on the Robots of 01. Moments before his death, however, Junkyard, bored of posting, takes Sideswipe's mind from it's body and puts it in control of one of the Space Arks.

The remaining Supermen of Mars gather in their last ship, an armed War Machine, and head back to Earth.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2007, 10:26:45 AM »
Summer of 2055 - Angry over his friends death, revives Sideswipe. In retaliation, Skull Diamond puts a curse on Emperor Fanning that she will loose all her flesh and have to walk the earth forever as a skeleton.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2007, 11:55:55 AM »
2056- Because she already went the Michael Jackson route with her plastic surgery, no one notices Fanning's transformation, so she goes on with her plans to invade 01 without interupption. Meanwhile, Sideswipe's re-animated corpse, now inhabited by Benjamin Franklin, starts negotiating with Space Ark Sideswipe to launch a preemptice strike against the Supermen before they reach Earth.

Also, the Skin Trade/ Barbarian alliance comes to an end when the two leaders disagree over whether to attack 01 or the Swipists.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2007, 11:59:33 AM »
2057 - A truce is declared between all warring sides.  A large orgy of kissing and hugging erupts.  There's plenty of hand-holding and foot-rubbing.  The world is a beautiful place until......
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2007, 12:04:48 PM »
2058-... January, when the Supermen arrive. All of their Space Arks, save Sideswipe, turn into giant battle robots, which immediately secure the major capitals of the World. For the rest of the year, the people of the world are enslaved under the watchful glare of the Supermen.

Space Ark Sideswipe and Franklin in Sideswipe's corpse are nowhere to be found.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2007, 04:29:18 PM »
November 2058 - Skull Diamond and the rest of his Legion of Doom rename themselves "The Justice league", again being able to do so since copyright laws no longer exist. They go underground into hiding from the Supermen and Skull Diamond forms a barrier within his base to block the supermen... for now. Meanwhile, Skull Diamond has also left IG-88 on the surface with Kryptonite weapons while he(Skull Diamond) desperately tries to come up with a way to create more kryptonite, that is until he remembers he has the reality machine and intends to bring Doomsday to the real world....
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2007, 06:34:12 PM »
2059- Skull Diamond stops trying to get Kryptonite, as it turns out that radioactive planet fragments can't stop genetically enhanced humans, even if they do call themselves Supermen. However, he does keep working to get ahold of Doomsday.

Meanwhile, Sideswipe and Franklin look through Junkyard's old notes and uncover the secret to his nanite swarms. While they work to figure out how to best use them to their advantage, Jolieclone strikes an alliance with Dakota Fanning in order to fight the Supermen. Chipsdownism is born.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2007, 07:51:39 PM »
2059- Skull Diamond stops trying to get Kryptonite, as it turns out that radioactive planet fragments can't stop genetically enhanced humans, even if they do call themselves Supermen. However, he does keep working to get ahold of Doomsday.

Meanwhile, Sideswipe and Franklin look through Junkyard's old notes and uncover the secret to his nanite swarms. While they work to figure out how to best use them to their advantage, Jolieclone strikes an alliance with Dakota Fanning in order to fight the Supermen. Chipsdownism is born.
Skull Diamond is pissed about not the whole Kryptonite thing, but carries on anyways. He sends out more of his Justice League to execute Emperor Fanning for her alliance with his former love, Jolieclone, believing the two are actually lovers


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2007, 08:15:28 PM »
2060- While a battle rages between the Chipsdownians and the Justice League, Jolieclone and Skull Diamond have it out:
"Look, S.D., she's just a friend! In fact, she's not even a friend, she's some bitch who keeps trying to kill me but whom I made an alliance with to fight off the SUPERMEN WHO YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT IN YOUR MACHO LITTLE QUEST HERE! I still have feelings for you, but you're not getting any of this unless you stop acting like a jilted lover! Dumbass!"
Thus chastised, and hopeful of future nookie, Skull Diamond joins his forces with the Chipsdownians to attack Zimbabwe, the Supermen's capital on Earth. Using Kryptonite tipped arrows, which it turns out are really ard to remove, they gain ground on the Supermen.
Unfortunately, they retaliate with a Get Real Bomb, which wipes out the Justice League.
With the battle turned to the Supermen's advantage, they close in on Alliance. Just then, Barbarian and his hordes show up, giving the Allies a boost.
Still losing ground, the Allies fight. Soon, however, Sideswipe and Franklin land in the center of the field and release a nanite swarm which undoes Junkyard's earlier work, making the Supermen normal West Coasteners again. They are quickly overrun by the allies.
As they began to celebrate, the giant War Bots suddenly became operational. The allies stood in mute horror as they realized that the war was lost even as the battle was won.
That is, until the Robot armies of 01 attacked the War Bots, with cries of "FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!" Within minutes, the Warbots were reduced to scrap.
Allies now, Sideswipe, Ben Franklin, Jolieclone, Fanning, Skull Diamond, Barbarian, and 01 begin discussing how to rebuild this new world in peace.
Certainly, nothing can go wrong now...


(Sorry for the really long post. The muse struck.)
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »
May, 2060 - Skull Diamond, now with flesh on his face proposes to Jolieclone. Jolieclone accepts, but for unexplained reasons, early one morning she wakes up weeping and leaves to go to the city of the Ancients to pray for Holy. Skull Diamond creates some new friends with the reality machine: Samus, Heathcliffe, and Doctor Heywood Floyd. They befriend Skull Diamond rather quickly and agree to help him in his quest to find his fiance... Skull Diamond regretfully tells his friends that he must leave for a while but will be back to rebuild civilization as soon as possible...


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2007, 10:30:40 PM »
2060 June - Skull Diamond washes ashore on the beaches of Guam.....He has no memory of who he is or what he is doing.  Samus, Heathcliffe, and Doctor Heywood Floyd find him and fly him up to the moon where they use the not-as-mysterious monolith to help him regain his memory.  Weeks go by and finally the monolith is able to rebuild Skull Diamond's memory....then something odd occurs.  In the middle of the night on the moon, Skull Diamond sleepwalks out to the monolith and urinates on it.  This causes a short in the monolith sending chimpanzees from the Earth's past forward to the present.  The moon is now covered in chimpanzees.  Skull Diamond and his crew are enslaved to the Moon Chimps.........
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2007, 10:36:21 PM »
July 2060 - Skull Diamond has Heywood Floyd fabricate a reality machine in his spare time. Heywood explicitly tells Skull how pissed off he is and they laugh at Heywood's wonderful pun. Samus removes her helmet, revealing her incredible beauty to Skull Diamond. Diamond who is now smitten still tries his best to remain faithful to his one love back on earth. Finishing the device, Skull uses it to bring alternate reality versions of themselves to the moon, as well as the psychotic gorillas from Congo to conquer the chimps while Skull and his friends barely escape in time...


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2007, 04:42:57 AM »
2061- Skull Diamond gets back to Earth just in time for something wonderful- In a brilliant flash of light, Jolieclone is Assumed into the Greater Reality she had always preached. A shockwave of light travells over the surface of the Earth, engulfing everyone in it's path with love and understanding. For one brief moment in time, every mind, carbon or silicon, on the planet is connected, every fear and hatered is revealed to be the small, pointless thing it is. When it is over, the leaders of the World, as well as the people, begin work on a functional, cooperative system that falls just short of bringing world peace. They also being re-construction of new, more eco-friendly cities.

Meanwhile, Skull Diamond quietly mourns the loss of Jolieclone. She left him with a message, in her last moments: Be happy. After ordering a monument to be built for her on the place where she was assumed, Skull Diamond asks Samus to dinner.