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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2007, 06:21:05 AM »
2043: Canada joins forces with Mexico to Force the old United States Republic to accept their mixture of Tequila/Canadian beer


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2007, 06:26:52 AM »
Spring, 2043

The Barbarian Horde is entrenching in the foothills of Kentucky. Aggressive and brave almost to the point of foolhardiness, the barbarians are unaccustomed to being under siege. Morale is waning.

Come nightfall, bonfires light the horizon. Drums echo off the mountainsides and the grating roar of Motorhead shatters the cool air. Screams, howls, bellows of rage. Tonight comes the sortie.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2007, 06:30:08 AM »
Summer 2043: Giant mosquitoes invade the Great Lakes region to steal boat supplies to make their own submarines


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2007, 06:37:47 AM »
2044- The Giant Mosquitoes swoop in and save the last 3000 soldiers of the B/ST Alliance, flying them to 01, Antarctica, under Lord Binary's orders.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2007, 10:20:21 AM »
Summer 2044 - The dead skeletal body of Skull Diamond/Principal Skin-Trade revives, and Skull Diamond reluctantly continues his work on the Reality machine so he can bring all the fictional characters to life. He encounters his old friend, Sir Guy of Ginsmore in Zanzibar and they duel with swords. Skull diamond is of course no swordsman by any stretch of the imagination, but he wins anyway since there is no flesh for the sword to pierce on Skull Diamonds body. Skull Diamond finally gets in a good stab at Sir Guy, who wanted to die anyway because his lifelong girlfriend clone of Angelina Jolie, you know, the perfect clone, the one with full pouty lips, supple firm breasts and perfect legs had abandoned Sir Guy. Skull Diamond Promised sir guy that he would wed the beautiful clone and take her to bed everynight. Sir Guy tried to strangle Skull Diamond but it was a vain attempt, as Skull Diamond is nothing but  a skeleton. Of course, in order to take the clone of Angelina Jolie to bed, Skull Diamond would have to find a way to break his curse and make flesh for himself again... this of course presented an even bigger problem then the reality machine, but he would restore himself someday, somehow, someway.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2007, 10:54:23 AM »
2045- Jolieclone  preaches a new religion based on love, respect, and faith, challenging the ideas of Swipeism. High Priestess Dakota Fanning orders a manhunt for Jolieclone. Meanwhile, the West Coast Supermen start construction on a huge Space Ark. Also, RoboJunkyard finally pierces the fabric of reality, seeing everything for what it truly is. The realization transfoms him into pure, sentient energy.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2007, 02:51:12 PM »
2046 - John Connor has sent the only father he has ever known, The Governator Model Terminator, to 2046 to help protect the Jolieclone.  It is written that the Jolieclone will invent her own Time Transport in 2047 and fly back in time and defeat Skynet when it was still a chess-playing computer program back in the 1970's.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2007, 05:44:34 PM »
2047- Pure Energy Junkyardsquanders his newfound abilities to not only post online 24/7, but also to post retrocatively. See the evidence:

McKinley is such a noob!

Meanwhile, the West Coast Supermen sucsessfully launch their space ark and, by December, land their ship on Mars and begin Terraforming operations.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2007, 06:29:24 PM »
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2048 - Nothing much happens.

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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2007, 06:46:04 PM »
(It DOES happenthat way somethimes, you know.)

2049- Fanning's Army, having destroyed the Terminator and a group of loyal disciples, were about to annialate Jolieclone when Skin Trade descended from the sky in a Hover Tank and blasted Fanning's armies into the next world. Skin Trade had since figured out how to grow new flesh, but he wasn't completely done, and thus looked like a bundle of chum wrapped in celophane. Nonetheless, he confidently approched Jolieclone, offering to take her away with him to a well protected fortress where she would be safe. (Didn't try to put any obvious moves on her; real class act.) She kindly turned down his offer, claiming that she could do more work out amongst the people. Seeing Skin Trade off with a kiss, she melted into the shadows of Omaha City's mean streets.

Meanwhile, terraforming is nearly complete on Mars, and a city has already meen established.

Meanwhile, 01City has grown to include the entire surface of Antarctica, and is begining to spread out into the Ocean.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2007, 07:47:08 PM »
2050 - I, myself, die and my brain is frozen in carbonite to be unfrozen in 20 years and given to Dick Cheney's 50-year-old robotic zombie corpse as fuel.  Otherwise, nothing much happens.  It's also very lonely.  Please hold me.  I'm cold.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2007, 08:02:50 PM »
2051- Faced with the potential threat of a robot invasion, the IIQC, Skin Trade (Now almost completely be-fleshed,) Rob the Barbarian (Who has since developed magical Celtic powers,) and Argentina form the UCBBC (United Carbon Based Beings Coalition.) Combining their millitary might, they keep an armed presense outside of the shores of 01. The Robot expansion is halted, for now.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2007, 08:15:57 PM »
Late 2051 - Skull Diamond/Skin Trade reluctantly says goodbye to his love, Jolie Clone because he is covered only with flesh up to his neck, which of course puts off Jolie clone and all women who see him. Skull Diamond in a fury mobilizes the Legion of Doom which he has so named since all copyright laws have been vanquished. The Legion of Doom consists of characters he has created with the reality machine from alternate universes, they are: Boba Fett, IG-88, Maximillian(From The Black Hole), Michael Corleone, Sonny Corleone, Snoopy, Rocksteady, Bebop, Nelson Muntz, Nigel Tufnel, Fezzik, Black Manta, Captain Ramius, Judge Death, Alien,  Action Jackson, Scarecrow, The Army of the dead, Unicron, John Bigbootay, Khan Noonien Signh, Ming the Merciless and Juggernaut. Skull Diamond Mobilizes them all against Skynet and to protect the last remnants of humanity in a desperate attempt to get laid.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2007, 08:22:57 PM »
2052 - The ultimate battle takes place between Skull Diamond's Legion of Doom and Skynet's robotic Schwatzenegger robots.  Each side picks a partner from the other side and the ultimate Chess Battle begins.  The games are done in tournament fashion.  A player must loose 5 time to get kicked from the tournament.  The last human/robot standing wins.  The battle rages.  Fingers move across boards and sweaty backs rub against wooden seats.  It's epic.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2007, 08:27:28 PM »
December 2052 - Luckily, most of the Legion of Doom is well-trained in the art of chess playing. Most of the games however are drawn out for weeks and even months... Michael Corleone though wins the most Chess games. Those who don't win at chess just get pissed and shoot the terminators they are playing against.