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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #210 on: September 17, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »
2174 - bettertomorrowamy destroys the internet with his rogue Moon Chimp squadron.  ChaosFromOrder is anally raped by a gang of Moon Chimps.  Then they steal his wallet and go to his house and tear the vinyl siding off of it.

Damnit, I just had that siding redone, too.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #211 on: September 17, 2007, 04:03:56 PM »
2175 -- The Second Coming of Jesus occurs.  But the main lasting effect of this is that all hard drives and magnetic tapes are erased. 
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #212 on: September 17, 2007, 07:01:43 PM »
2175 -- The Second Coming of Jesus occurs.  But the main lasting effect of this is that all hard drives and magnetic tapes are erased. 

Damnit, I just had that hard drive redone, too.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #213 on: September 19, 2007, 03:24:38 PM »
2174 - bettertomorrowamy sends 2 Moon Chimps back to save ChaosFromOrder's hard drive.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #214 on: September 20, 2007, 10:54:49 AM »
2175 (2007) - the 2 Moon Chimps die in an unlikely electrical surge while attempting to repair ChaosFromOrder's hard drive. Their bodies become fossilized and are found back in 2175 by bettertomorrowamy, who realizes that the attempt to repair the hard drive must have failed.

bettertomorrowamy has the Moon Chimps redone.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #215 on: September 20, 2007, 07:06:28 PM »
2176- A machine capable of bridging dimensions safely is invented. Within months, we make contact with people from a world were Constantine didn't make Christianity the State Religion. Rome was therefore able to make a comeback, and stayed in power all the way up to the present day.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #216 on: September 20, 2007, 07:13:31 PM »
2177 -- To celebrate the 200th Anniversery of the release of Star Wars: A New Hope, George Lucas is forced, at gunpoint, to rerelease the original version from 1977.  Everyone realizes how dated and primitive some of the special effects are, and get mad at him anyway.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #217 on: September 20, 2007, 07:18:11 PM »
2177, July - For the 200th anniversary of bettertomorrowamy's birthday, the Moon Chimps ritually sacrifice themselves for their creator.  Roasted Moon Chimp can be smelled throughout the known universe in my honor.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #218 on: September 20, 2007, 08:26:19 PM »
2177, July - For the 200th anniversary of bettertomorrowamy's birthday, the Moon Chimps ritually sacrifice themselves for their creator.  Roasted Moon Chimp can be smelled throughout the known universe in my honor.

Damn, I just had those Moon Chimps redone, too.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #219 on: September 25, 2007, 05:47:49 PM »
2178 - Mom and Dad save the world.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #220 on: September 25, 2007, 07:17:56 PM »
2179 -- Mom is still nagging Dad about how he didn't save the world the right way.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #221 on: October 02, 2007, 05:06:02 AM »
2180- Humanity evolves into Star-Children, leaving the Earth to the Robots.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #222 on: October 03, 2007, 02:46:06 PM »
2181 - Junkyard and his Star-Children are destroyed by Moon Chimps, then the Moon Chimps conquer the Robots.  Earth becomes a giant banana plantation with Robots as farmers.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #223 on: October 03, 2007, 06:30:35 PM »
2181- Only too late did the Moon Chimps realize that the Star Children they "killed" were just holograms. (If they rememebered that Junkyard was killed some years earlier, they wouldn't have been taken in.)

And the robots had downloaded themselves over to Romulus.

The Star Children meanwhile start their exploration of the universe, leaving the Moon Chimps to Earth.

The Moon Chimps lived semi- happily, not aware that Cthulu was already forcing an opening into the fabric of reality at the bottom of the Mid- Atlantic rift.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #224 on: October 04, 2007, 06:15:13 PM »
2182---

Cthulu changes his name to Whipper Willy.

The Star children adopt the phrase: "God is relevant, but that's beside the point." as their offical Tagline.

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