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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #195 on: September 13, 2007, 04:56:37 PM »
2167- Bettertomorrowamy learns how stupid it is put 1 billion Moon Chimps in the same place, as he is soon torn apart. The Moon Chimps, meanwhile, discover that they like the stormy, superheated atmosphere of Jupiter more than the Moon, and decide to take up permanent residence.

Meanwhile, Mercury comes ever closer.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #196 on: September 14, 2007, 05:51:41 PM »
2168 - The Moon Chimps, having realized that bettertomorrowamy had their first-born sons held captive, decide to reassemble bettertomorrowamy. 
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #197 on: September 14, 2007, 10:09:37 PM »
2169 - Shelly Marsh takes over planet pluto, then uranus, then neptune, then saturn, then io, then moons the earth. then shelly marsh takes over outer mongolia... in 2178


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #198 on: September 15, 2007, 08:31:43 PM »
December 2178.  Cyborg canibals disembowl Shelly Marsh, no one hears about Shelly Marsh ever again.

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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #199 on: September 15, 2007, 11:37:08 PM »
January 2009 - Someone hears about Shelly Marsh again. It's nobody important, really, and he never tells anyone about her, but the universe is left scratching its head because it wasn't supposed to happen.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #200 on: September 15, 2007, 11:41:37 PM »
2170 - The timeline realigns.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #201 on: September 16, 2007, 12:02:20 AM »
2179 - The disembowled person was only the evil shelly marsh. The real shelly marsh still lives and clones herself 184 times to confuse all the future wannabe disembowlers.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #202 on: September 16, 2007, 12:05:25 AM »
I'm gonna take a crack @ this... ahem 2080 - The clones of Shelly Marsh run amock throughout Canada, trying to get it on with all the fledgling boybands and anyone else who looks like Joey Fatone.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #203 on: September 16, 2007, 12:11:25 AM »
2179 - The disembowled person was only the evil shelly marsh. The real shelly marsh still lives and clones herself 184 times to confuse all the future wannabe disembowlers.
Remind me to thank you later Rhodes.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #204 on: September 16, 2007, 08:38:30 AM »
2171 - I am forced for some reason to re-re-align the timeline.
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #205 on: September 16, 2007, 10:29:52 AM »
2172 - Shelly Marsh clone 76 speaks "Fools! Don't you know it's not possible to re-re-align the time line?! Let alone re-align the time line?!AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!"


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #206 on: September 16, 2007, 02:47:44 PM »
2180 -- Shelly Marsh thanks RhodesWatson.  Meanwhile, the Timeline finally throws up its hands and says "I just don't know."
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #207 on: September 16, 2007, 06:03:24 PM »
2173 - Ugh!  Amy smash thread!! 
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #208 on: September 17, 2007, 06:16:10 AM »
2007 - ChaosFromOrder looks at the broken timeline and says, "Wow, that's stupid. It's so annoying when one doofus ruins a fun thread for everyone else."
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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #209 on: September 17, 2007, 01:21:57 PM »
2174 - bettertomorrowamy destroys the internet with his rogue Moon Chimp squadron.  ChaosFromOrder is anally raped by a gang of Moon Chimps.  Then they steal his wallet and go to his house and tear the vinyl siding off of it.
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