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Offline Sideswipe

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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2007, 01:44:38 PM »
2023-  The Cult of Sidesipe emerges from the unknown and conquers all of  New Zeland, proclaiming the Almighty Sideswipe the Immortal as its  Emperor. The supersoldiers of the Sideswipe Empire set their sights on Austrailia.  Fear and panic spead the continent as anticipation of the oncomming invasion mounts.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2007, 01:50:07 PM »
2024- After 2 years, President Belomi finally decides to stop bluffing and activate the Doomsday machine. Sidesipe, alerted by his spies, sacrifices himself and his army by throwing themselves on the bomb. Somehow, this works, and the World praises the late Sidesipe as it's savior. The new cult of Sipism is born in the streets of Argentina.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2007, 09:07:03 PM »
2025- The body of Principal_Skin-Trade is unearthed in the country of Zanzibar where it is turned over to special forces of Fox-hound. He is made into the first living skeletal man, named Skull Diamond. Upon realizing his inability to reproduce he takes the next 20 years to invent the "Reality Machine" where any fictional character can be created. Skull Diamond gathers his army, consisting of Boba Fett, IG-88, Maximillian(From The Black Hole), Michael Corleone, Sonny Corleone, Snoopy, Rocksteady, Bebop, Nelson Muntz, Nigel Tufnel, Fezzik, Black Manta, Captain Ramius, Judge Death, Alien,  Action Jackson, Scarecrow, The Army of the dead, Unicron, John Bigbootay, Khan Noonien Signh, Ming the Merciless and Juggernaut. He names his army "The Legion of Doom" and gets away with it since all copyright laws have been banished in the future. He decides to use his army to wipe out remaining Taliban forces.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2007, 09:08:41 PM »
2026: the Terminators return to take out Ahnold once and for all!


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2007, 09:10:53 PM »
2026: the Terminators return to take out Ahnold once and for all!
May of 2026 - Principal Skin-Trade sits back and cries as he watches one of his favorite Californian governors die. He wishes he could do something but at this point in history, he is still powerless without his Army.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2007, 09:18:31 PM »
2027-
At an Arctic research base in Greenland, a team of Norwegian scientists unearth a massive, ancient-looking man frozen in a block of clouded permafrost and bring it back to base camp. The permafrost thaws out in the back of their snow tractor and RobtheBarbarian bursts free of his icy prison, hurling chunks of dismembered Norwegians onto the tundra. The world has forgotten the fury of the north... but not for long.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2007, 09:20:02 PM »
2027-
At an Arctic research base in Greenland, a team of Norwegian scientists unearth a massive, ancient-looking man frozen in a block of clouded permafrost and bring it back to base camp. The permafrost thaws out in the back of their snow tractor and RobtheBarbarian bursts free of his icy prison, hurling chunks of dismembered Norwegians onto the tundra. The world has forgotten the fury of the north... but not for long.
Mid 2027 - Principal Skin-Trade learns that his old friend has been brought back to life and decides to let Rob wreck havok as it meets with his future plans for chaos. Work on the "reality machine" continues...


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2007, 10:52:25 PM »
Late 2039 - The incubated clones of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Beck, Hilary Duff, Eminem, and Paris Hilton are brought to life and have united to form the Syndicate of Evil in order to take over the world and kill every rational human being on the planet. Principal Skin-Trade/Skull Diamond is quite amused when the Taliban who plans many perfect terrorist attacks are defeated and their leaders mysteriously disappear. The Syndicate of Evil is of course responsible for the final fall of the Taliban and unfortunately in doing this they gain much credibility.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2007, 10:57:18 PM »
Winter, 2039

The Greenlandic government is no more and much of Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and New England lay in smoking ruins as RobtheBarbarian carves a bloody path south in the wake of winter storms. The IIQC raises a defensive line along the Potomac River in anticipation of Rob and the horde of savage warriors that have risen to his side, consisting of several thousand drunk and raging metalheads.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2007, 11:16:37 PM »
Winter, 2039

The Greenlandic government is no more and much of Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and New England lay in smoking ruins as RobtheBarbarian carves a bloody path south in the wake of winter storms. The IIQC raises a defensive line along the Potomac River in anticipation of Rob and the horde of savage warriors that have risen to his side, consisting of several thousand drunk and raging metalheads.
Winter 2039
Skull Diamond, using easily available satellitte technology communicates with Rob the Barbarian asking him to execute all the members of the Syndicate of Evil. Skull Diamond eagerly awaits a response from the highly esteemed Barbarian.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2007, 12:50:26 AM »
Spring, 2040

As the snows thaw and it becomes possible to march again, the horde of savage metalheads breaks camp in Massachusetts and mobilizes for an assault on the Syndicate of Evil's headquarters in Southern California. Well aware of the impending assault, the SoE raises more unholy clones to strengthen their defenses: out of the vats crawl Moby, Jennifer Lopez, Shawn White, Alec Baldwin and P-Diddy.

The Barbarian Horde overruns the IIQC's line at the Potomac and begins to cross the Appalachian Mountains.

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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2007, 05:51:34 AM »
Summer 2040: The ice returns and the Mammoths return with a Vengance to old New York City, and former Washington DC to stomp out taxes on their Cuban cigars


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2007, 05:53:52 AM »
(Well, joining the bandwagon of ressurected folk,)

2041- Junkyard, having long since downloaded his mind into a giant robot octopus, and having spent the last 30 years in an underground labratory where he has sought to discover the secrets of the universe, hears news of the Barbarian Hordes and decides to take action. He releases a nanite swarm onto the entire population west of the Mississipi, transforming them into semi-inistructable superhumans.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2007, 06:01:14 AM »
Winter 2041: Dogs grow to the size of small mammoths to guard their hidden stash of gold buried in the Gulf of Mexico


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2007, 06:12:59 AM »
2042- An army of Swipists attack the Barbarian/Skin Trade Army from the Atlantic as the West Coast Supermen attack them from inland. The B/ST Alliance is put on the defensive.