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Write the Future
« on: July 27, 2007, 06:51:12 AM »
Inspired by a tangent on the Fake Trivia thread, the object of this game is to write the future, year by year, major event by major event. I'll start with 2008, and the next person does 2009, and so on. Pretty simple, maybe fun.

2008: Iceland declares war on the USA.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 06:54:19 AM »
2009: the Imperial Icelandic-Quebecois Confederation rules 2/3 of the northern Hemisphere.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 06:55:36 AM »
2010: The IIQC decides to start research on artaficial intelligence.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 07:00:54 AM »
2011 the key to AI is descovered : regular supplies of poutine


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 07:07:24 AM »
2012- As AI units are being produced for factory work, in China, a man called Xia Kahn takes control of the government, abolishing Communism and replacing it with facism.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2007, 07:13:21 AM »
2013: Chinese Fascist expansion is halted due to combined efforts of IIQC Cod Warriors and Japanese Hello Killy Commando units


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2007, 07:15:06 AM »
2014- Japan having taken over China, they decide to expand, invading Southeast Asia, Eastern Russia, and parts of the Middle East.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2007, 07:18:16 AM »
2015: After long sieges, Moscow and Kiev finally fall, the inhabitants run in terror form the triumphant cries: "PIKA PIKA!"


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2007, 07:25:07 AM »
2016- Led by Thomas Edison's clone, the Robot Armies of the IIQC are sent to reinforce Europe's defenses.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2007, 07:38:26 AM »
2017 the marriage between Princess Avril daughter of IIQC Emperor Donus Cherieator II and Crown Prince Otakumoto signals both the end to hostilities and the beginning of a one world state.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2007, 07:41:00 AM »
2018- The Robot armies, now no longer of any use, start their own soverign nation in Antarctica, which they call 01, because they thought the Animatrix really kicked ass.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2007, 07:43:10 AM »
2019 - IIQC supplies of poutine are near exhausted due to international trading with 01


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2007, 01:11:31 PM »
2020- The Robots figure out how to run on chocolate.


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2007, 01:13:41 PM »
2021: I'm born again as President


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Re: Write the Future
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2007, 01:30:45 PM »
2022- In December, RVR's reincarnation, 13 year old President Yolanda Belomi, leader of the now soverign nation of Hawaaii, threatens to turn on a fusion reactor that would cause Kauai to go up like a giant nuke, throwing the Earth out of orbit, unless she is named Dictator of Earth.