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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11970 on: May 26, 2012, 08:55:21 AM »
Thought I got a good deal buying some toilet paper from walmart online for cheap only to find out the double rolls I bought were one-ply. Double-rolls of one-ply = single roll of two-ply. Son of a bitch.


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11971 on: May 26, 2012, 08:56:36 AM »
Thought I got a good deal buying some toilet paper from walmart online for cheap only to find out the double rolls I bought were one-ply. Double-rolls of one-ply = single roll of two-ply. Son of a bitch.
Yeah that's a shitty deal :o


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11972 on: May 26, 2012, 09:02:46 AM »
I don't get double row toilet paper.    I just get regular thick Scott paper.

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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11973 on: May 26, 2012, 09:04:00 AM »
Thought I got a good deal buying some toilet paper from walmart online for cheap only to find out the double rolls I bought were one-ply. Double-rolls of one-ply = single roll of two-ply. Son of a bitch.

Either way, one-ply is garbage. My ass only deserve the best.


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11974 on: May 26, 2012, 09:04:38 AM »
I don't get double row toilet paper.    I just get regular thick Scott paper.

Scotty can take care of any klingon :rimshot:


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11975 on: May 26, 2012, 09:05:04 AM »
I didn't want to know what type of toilet paper people use.
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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11976 on: May 26, 2012, 01:01:43 PM »
I didn't want to know what type of toilet paper people use.

I said the same thing till it became my job to know :)


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11977 on: May 26, 2012, 01:19:02 PM »
I didn't want to know what type of toilet paper people use.

I said the same thing till it became my job to know :)
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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11978 on: May 26, 2012, 01:50:06 PM »
I didn't want to know what type of toilet paper people use.

I said the same thing till it became my job to know :)
:o

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Thankfully Charmin. If it wasn't my job would probably be in jeopardy.


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11979 on: May 26, 2012, 01:57:31 PM »
I didn't want to know what type of toilet paper people use.

I said the same thing till it became my job to know :)
:o

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Thankfully Charmin. If it wasn't my job would probably be in jeopardy.

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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11980 on: May 26, 2012, 07:49:15 PM »
This is the class I have come to expect from this forum.  Thanks for not letting me down!

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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11981 on: May 26, 2012, 07:50:38 PM »
DVDs and Blu-Rays are going to be getting an extra 10 second unskipable warning:

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120509/13504418849/ice-fbi-hatch-ingenious-plan-to-make-dvd-piracy-warnings-longer.shtml

I love the bit at the end of the article, next step in "educating" more and more people is to make the warnings longer and longer, brilliant!


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11982 on: May 26, 2012, 07:52:23 PM »
Well there is no way I will just start copying the discs to my hard drive with out the warning and then burning the movies to blank discs.
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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11983 on: May 26, 2012, 09:16:43 PM »
10 seconds? Oh, so just enough time to go grab a beer.


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Re: RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
« Reply #11984 on: May 26, 2012, 11:58:42 PM »
Well, I'm sure this decision was prefaced by a poll that asked, "Have you ever read the piracy warning that's shown before a movie?" Options included
1. Yes, because I'm a red blooded Amurkin and it's mah patriotic duty.
2. Yes, because I use my time wisely.
3. Yes, because I hate talking to my "friends"
4. No, because only pirates should have to read that
5. No, because I'm illiterate.
6. lolwut.