Well, I'm sure this decision was prefaced by a poll that asked, "Have you ever read the piracy warning that's shown before a movie?" Options included
1. Yes, because I'm a red blooded Amurkin and it's mah patriotic duty.
2. Yes, because I use my time wisely.
3. Yes, because I hate talking to my "friends"
4. No, because only pirates should have to read that
5. No, because I'm illiterate.