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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #315 on: August 07, 2007, 09:58:36 PM »
I'm not so impressed... some of the seven syllable lines had eight syllables and some of the five syllable lines had more than five.
Where? I take great pains to avoid those kinds of mistakes.
Well, the Deep Space Nine haiku has 8 syllables in the middle line.


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #316 on: August 07, 2007, 10:28:29 PM »
I'm not so impressed... some of the seven syllable lines had eight syllables and some of the five syllable lines had more than five.
Where? I take great pains to avoid those kinds of mistakes.
Well, the Deep Space Nine haiku has 8 syllables in the middle line.

You're absolutely right (about the eight syllables part; the haiku had nothing to do with Deep Space Nine).

Consider it corrected.

Anything else you counted obsessively?  :)
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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #317 on: August 07, 2007, 10:36:48 PM »
Consider it corrected.
Anything else you counted obsessively?  :)
I'll let you know  :)


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #318 on: August 08, 2007, 06:41:20 AM »
Creature, '84
It's ripping off Aliens
With half the budget!


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #319 on: August 08, 2007, 05:37:35 PM »
Hobgoblins movie
Rick Sloane, human misery
They're synonymous


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #320 on: August 08, 2007, 05:50:44 PM »
Groundhog Day: Murray
Kinda repetetive. Duh.
Real happy ending


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #321 on: September 06, 2007, 05:28:28 AM »
Film: Bonnie and Clyde
Clyde's erectile dysfunction
Bonnie's restlessness


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #322 on: September 08, 2007, 11:04:16 PM »
That Balls of Fury
Not funny, misery
Walken shoulda walked


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #323 on: September 09, 2007, 05:44:15 AM »
Frankenstein Japan
200 foot tall monster
Made no flipping sense



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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #324 on: September 12, 2007, 09:46:01 PM »
Indiana
Jones is too freaking old now.
Give it up George.
On timeout


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #325 on: September 13, 2007, 05:08:48 AM »
Film: Easy Rider
Hopper, Fonda, and Jack, too
Reefer induced haze


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #326 on: September 13, 2007, 07:07:18 AM »
Army of Darkness
Ash with a BOOM-stick
Die, she-bitch.
"Smooooke on the weirdoooo!"


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #327 on: September 14, 2007, 11:47:38 AM »
Godzilla's Revenge
A waste of 15 dollars
It's all stock footage


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #328 on: October 08, 2007, 06:55:05 PM »
Hannibal Rising
Eating babies and humping auntie
Wonder why no Hopkins?
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