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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2007, 08:47:35 PM »
3 blind mice
see how they run up
over the clock


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2007, 08:52:16 PM »
Jason X: IN SPACE
Jason Attacks space co-eds
Really, what's the point?


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2007, 08:53:39 PM »
sometimes it really sux
to be in a car
that is too small


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2007, 09:03:45 PM »
Cruise is no Top Gun
He belongs in a psych ward
With John Travolta


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2007, 09:04:13 PM »
New Herbie Movie
Lohan's shrunken digi-breasts
The magic is gone


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2007, 09:07:37 PM »
to be scientology
or not to be scientology
I'm so confused


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2007, 09:13:28 PM »
Nick Cage, whicker man
androgynous women, lame
Awful and stupid


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2007, 09:15:18 PM »
Glitter and Crossroads
Really sucked ass as movies
Rifftrax were good


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2007, 10:06:11 PM »
These are kicking ass, you guys.  It's cool that you've participated, especially since I'm new here, and I was under the impression that newbies were kind of ignored until they proved they were going to stick around.  I was right to join this forum.

Quit sniffling, bitches, I'm done now. *grin*

For the love of dog,
would you stop making sequels
to shitty prequels?


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2007, 05:19:22 AM »
for a newbe
call me nuveena seems cool
she's right on!


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2007, 05:49:10 AM »
Ode to Over the Top

I guess it's over.
"Double Elimination"
Oh, now they tell us.


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2007, 05:54:49 AM »
Ode to Star Wars EP. 1

Nascar Fans are like
Tuscan raiders shooting their guns
Loving the 2nd Ammendment


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2007, 05:58:18 AM »
Ode to Casino Royale

A new blonde haired Bond,
Chases a man who can fly.
There's a wall, BOND SMASH!


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2007, 06:01:05 AM »
Ode to Star Trek Generations

There was a Time
When I wouldn't hurt a Fly
Then The Borg came..


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2007, 06:01:35 AM »
No Springs!, demons taunt.
Skies fall; chaos reigns.
Subjugation begins, Earth crumbles.
On timeout