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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2007, 01:52:05 PM »
I was hearing more of a Turtle's "Happy Together."


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »
*cracks up*  EVen better!


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 02:30:36 PM »
The Star Wars Prequels
Lucas Madness Manifest
The Broken Fanboys

Terminator 3
A good riff. A bad movie.
What were they thinking?


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 02:39:00 PM »
The Hills Have Eyes 2.
With all that sand and carnage
you think they'd go blind.


How about Leatherface's personals ad:?
Family man seeks
playful, athletic partner.
Must move to Texas.


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 02:42:23 PM »
Conan's huge biceps.
Cleave another fool in half.
Blood and intestines.


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2007, 02:44:37 PM »
Too Much Tequila
Makes you feel REAL GOOD
Then you Vomit


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2007, 02:46:49 PM »
The Fly: Sci Fi Muck
An Eighties gross out horror
Inside out monkey

The Fantastic Four
They needed better actors
Doom made of metal?

Fantastic Four 2
Yeah, a bad movie, of course.
Confusing title.


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2007, 06:02:45 PM »
A stand of cedars
A spaceship is taking off
And I am tired


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2007, 06:07:51 PM »
Point Break hurt me bad
Keanu was in rare form
Give Swayze pain, please


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2007, 06:20:35 PM »
Saga of year three-thousand
sucks ass from a straw
Travolta is revolting


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2007, 06:25:39 PM »
A.I. with Haley
A crapped up ending by Steve
Jude Law's a sex toy


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2007, 08:28:40 PM »
Minority report sucks
majorly boring as hell
Seppuku Tom Cruise now please


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2007, 08:39:46 PM »
By the way, I'm not sure, but I think the standard Haiku form is
5
7
5

Anyhoo,
A huanted hotel
1408 was boring
Far too long, Movie


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2007, 08:42:08 PM »
huh huh, that was cool
when Beavis and Butthead killed that frog
it won't croak again, ever


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Re: Bad movie haiku
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2007, 08:45:57 PM »
Disney's Ice Princess
Didn't watch, but still can judge
Concept has been done.