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Offline Junkyard

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Pretend To Be Yourself
« on: July 16, 2007, 11:13:24 AM »
Rules: Parody Yourself, as if you were someone else

HA HA! I AM JUNKYARD! I LIKE HISTORY AND PRETEND TO KNOW SOCIALOGY! I KANT SPEL!

I DRAW STICK FIGURES BASED ON POSTS, SO NO ONE ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!
LOOK!
« Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 11:22:34 AM by Junkyard »


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 06:54:17 PM »
*Evil Double stands up to the Microphone*

Hi, I am Bob, but I signed up as PSLOwner like I am the only person on the planet that has season tickets to a pro sports team.

www.robertpreed.com     wow, like ANYONE wants to visit that shite, er site.

Wow, 44 years old, a single male and have a dog....... SURE, you are not gay, REALLY.*

I claim that I like to make beer, but I have not made any in 6 years since I moved to Texas.


* Editorial comment:    Gay guys dont own dobermanns, so there!





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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 07:52:38 PM »
I WANNA DO EVERY OTHER POST! HUHUHU!

LOOK! A ROBOT IN UNDERWEAR! I'M SO CLEVER!


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 08:01:48 PM »
Hmmmm, looks like most folks arent into self-roasting!


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 08:19:20 PM »
(Evil-Parallel Universe RVR II appears)
I, RVR II, am a married, self employed guy who doesn't act his age of 38!

I LOVE TEQUILA (in case it wasn't obvious enough), I travel to Acapulco, Mexico every Christmas/New Years holiday for 3-4 weeks vacation.

Originally from Buffalo, NY., iz livz heuh, in Sayouth Cakalakie (South Carolina). Just 20 miles south of Charlotte, NC.

I IZ a Carolina Panthers and Buffalo Bills Fan! When the NFL season gets going, I litterly go Ape Sh*t every Sunday (or Monday nights if one of my teams play that night)

I tend to leave Various image pics on the forum that may or may not pertain to the subject at hand!!


A Huge MST3k Fan, I 'gravitated' here along with many others to be a part of keeping the MST3k vision alive through its evolution that is RIFFTRAX!!

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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 08:22:13 PM »
Next poster has to pretend to be a Frenchman mocking him/herself. Oop, I mean,

HUH HUH HUH! I LOVE GODZILLA AND USE HIS JAPANESE NAME TO LOOK SMART!!


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 08:24:35 PM »


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 08:29:19 PM »
Seriously? Are you sure you don't want me to whip up a better version of that? I just did that in paint in about 3 seconds.


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 08:35:52 PM »
I just did that in paint in about 3 seconds.

and that's why it's so awesome.


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 08:37:20 PM »
Seriously? Are you sure you don't want me to whip up a better version of that? I just did that in paint in about 3 seconds.

You spent that long on it, huh?   ;)


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 09:18:22 PM »
{insert thick french accent}


i am, how you say, ortega

im a filthy consumerist whore from america

i have no taste in music for i listen to that annoying heavy metal. and i like the siily website where they make fun of the movies.

I have no culture.

{end french accent}


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 11:44:27 PM »
There are the individuals who try to hide their ages by acting up to the nth degree and making the other forum members speculate that they are, in fact, half their age.  Then, there are the individuals who try their damnedest to try to act at least twice their ages to make up for the fact that they are stupid teenagers with nothing better to do with their time.  This is one such individual.

Dim of the Yard constantly talks.  If there is something that can be said in two words, she will say it in two paragraphs, just so everybody can think she is smart.  She has a none-too-witty name that references a Monty Python skit.  She claims this is so that if she says something stupid (which is very frequently, although nobody can spot this idiocy since her posts are so freaking long), she can fall back on her name, claiming that's why she chose it.  However, the true reason is that Monty Python never gave a name to the gentleman in the street who just droned on and on and on and on, not letting anybody get a word in edgewise, until he started foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards....

(foams at the mouth and falls over backwards)

PS- She also sometimes refers to herself in the third person.  It gets very annoying.


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 01:14:25 AM »
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)I am Pak-Man! :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
It's hard to find me disliking anything too much!:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
I take way too much pride in my complete lack of taste!:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)


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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 04:13:10 PM »
mi nombre es roberto palacios rodarte betancourt!

i hate everything.


(specifically people who think random passes off for a sense of humor.)
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Re: Pretend To Be Yourself
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 11:56:20 AM »
Hi, I'm call_me_nuveena! 

I write for a living because I love it, not because I'm completely unqualified (not too mention too lazy) to do anything else!

I use lots of icons and pictures in my posts because I hope they'll distract people from any spelling or grammatical mistakes I might make!

(That's about all I can manage right now.  I haven't been at this forum very long; give me a couple of months.)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2007, 11:58:55 AM by call_me_nuveena »