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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 09:06:46 PM »
yeah....like "1964 Station-Wagon-slammmed-into-RailCar" Explosion!


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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 09:08:10 PM »
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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 12:25:39 AM »
Guys, it got killed because Riker was in command. I'm actually surprised the ship lasted as long as it did. It should have blown up the instant Picard beamed down to the surface of the planet.

I fear sorry for the crew of the Titan. They're doomed.


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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 12:46:46 AM »
Guys... I have an explanation for all of this, a very simple explanation: The writers never heard of the word REVISE!!!!!! And for that matter I'm certain they never heard of the phrase "MAJOR REVISIONS" EITHER!


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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 05:33:07 AM »
Guys, it got killed because Riker was in command. I'm actually surprised the ship lasted as long as it did. It should have blown up the instant Picard beamed down to the surface of the planet.

I fear sorry for the crew of the Titan. They're doomed.

But think of all the cool Jazz they'll be forced  have the pleasure of listening to through the ships PA system, prior to the cataclysmic fiery demise of the ship I mean.

There may even be some time for a quick master class in beard grooming and q-tip Martial arts from their commanding officer.
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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2007, 09:58:45 AM »
Guys... I have an explanation for all of this, a very simple explanation: The writers never heard of the word REVISE!!!!!! And for that matter I'm certain they never heard of the phrase "MAJOR REVISIONS" EITHER!
My understanding is that they did know the phrase "major revisions".  They just couldn't reconcile that with "coherent" and "interesting".


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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2007, 04:42:57 PM »
The Klingons should have figured out a way to beam Star Trek V onto all the screens on the Enterprise.

That bomb blew up my TV after all  >:(


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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 04:25:45 PM »
What?  Surely you cant be reffering to the theatrical masterpiece that is Star Trek V, the Final Frontier.  You must be thinking of a horribly made Star Trek V knock off.

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Re: Death of the Enterprise
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2007, 08:14:12 PM »
Riker: She went before her time.
Mike: [as Riker] Because of my staggering incompetence.