Universe Safety Guide

[Junkyard]

While looking at a comic called "Buttersafe," I came across this comic:


So, in the interest of maintaining cosmic integrity, what are some other things that can cause the universe to explode?

Using a pen that costs over $200 dollars to write on a valentine with Garfield or Superman's picture on it.

[RVR II]

HMM.. A Ginormous Cauldrin of Methane Gas?!
Yeah, that could leave a 'Skid Mark' on the Universe!!

[Rude]

...



Thank God we corrected this one in time!
The universe had already begun to fold in on itself the moment these two were handed a Grammy.

-Rude

[Junkyard]

Inventing a working repellent for a fictional animal.

[daltysmilth]

Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.

[Rude]

Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.

Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

-Rude

[Tripe]

Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

Hmm I felt that way about The Passion of the Christ.

On topic:

Seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time and responding with "Meh!".

[Junkyard]

Dipping a teabag into hot chocolate.

[daltysmilth]

Watching an episode of MST3K and refusing to be affected by a sense of childlike wonder.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Watching a Rifftrax version of MST3K: The Movie.

[AmazingThor]

Using a microwave to prepare Pop tarts.

[RVR II]

OR, using a microwave to hard-boil an Egg

[daltysmilth]

Or FREEZING a pop tart.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Or FREEZING a pop tart.

I've done that.

Putting a popsicle in the toaster.

[Tripe]

Putting a watermelon in a dehydration machine