Universe Safety Guide

[Junkyard]

Marylin Manson agreeing to do one of those "Running through a fireld in slow motion towards your love" scenes for a music video.

[RVR II]

RUNNING INTO A WALL OF SPIKES ON PURPOSE!!!
AARGH!!!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

WARNING!!!!   Disturbing images....

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What could end the universe....?

Olivia Newton-John wins an Oscar for Best Actress (we were in danger when Hallie Berry got it).

Rob Zombie records an Air Supply tribute album.

Dubya says something intelligent that was an original thought on his part.

[Junkyard]

Not liking Firefly.

[RVR II]

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[Junkyard]

Staring at this


for more than 10 minutes.

[RVR II]

staring at that for 2 minutes... at the most

[Junkyard]

Well your mind tries to grasp it, and....

[RVR II]

Death to the Hoff, and fish boy there

[Junkyard]

Anyway, also remember not to jump in place while microwaving dehidrated celery.
Don't know why, but it undermines the fabric of exsistence.

[RVR II]

after staring at horrible images, it's good to smell flowers

[Junkyard]

Setting Mr. Clean against a Xenomorph.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Not liking Firefly.

So, the universe ended in December of 2002?   

[Junkyard]

Great, way to undermine reality.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Stuffing a duck inside of a chicken inside of a turkey, cooking it and eating it for dinner.

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