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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2007, 08:24:22 PM »
Marylin Manson agreeing to do one of those "Running through a fireld in slow motion towards your love" scenes for a music video.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2007, 08:25:12 PM »
RUNNING INTO A WALL OF SPIKES ON PURPOSE!!!
AARGH!!!


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2007, 08:26:36 PM »
WARNING!!!!   Disturbing images....

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What could end the universe....?

Olivia Newton-John wins an Oscar for Best Actress (we were in danger when Hallie Berry got it).

Rob Zombie records an Air Supply tribute album.

Dubya says something intelligent that was an original thought on his part.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2007, 08:27:13 PM »
Not liking Firefly.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2007, 08:29:21 PM »
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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2007, 08:34:33 PM »
Staring at this


for more than 10 minutes.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2007, 08:35:59 PM »
staring at that for 2 minutes... at the most


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2007, 08:38:51 PM »
Well your mind tries to grasp it, and....


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2007, 08:39:52 PM »
Death to the Hoff, and fish boy there


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2007, 08:41:57 PM »
Anyway, also remember not to jump in place while microwaving dehidrated celery.
Don't know why, but it undermines the fabric of exsistence.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2007, 08:42:52 PM »
after staring at horrible images, it's good to smell flowers


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2007, 08:47:30 PM »
Setting Mr. Clean against a Xenomorph.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2007, 09:05:02 PM »
Not liking Firefly.

So, the universe ended in December of 2002?   


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2007, 09:12:57 PM »
Great, way to undermine reality.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2007, 01:16:49 AM »
Stuffing a duck inside of a chicken inside of a turkey, cooking it and eating it for dinner.

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