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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1005 on: May 30, 2011, 04:11:54 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6UuIt_oT94" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6UuIt_oT94</a>

This is the creepiest video ever. The CGI toddler is from the deepest depths of the uncanny valley.. The lifeless eyes will steal your soul!




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1006 on: May 30, 2011, 05:54:05 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6UuIt_oT94" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6UuIt_oT94</a>

This is the creepiest video ever. The CGI toddler is from the deepest depths of the uncanny valley.. The lifeless eyes will steal your soul!

Looking at it, I'd say just the body is CGI.  The head is real.  Which doesn't detract from the creepiness in the least.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1007 on: June 08, 2011, 06:15:43 PM »
Another I hate are the MGD64 commercials. Someone orders a 64 calorie Miller Genuine Draft and the other person orders 64 calories of a different drink. The other drink is tiny.  The stupidest one is the guy working out right on the spot to work off his drink. Since when do alcoholics care about their calorie intake in the first place? They call it a beer belly for a reason.




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1008 on: June 09, 2011, 09:38:58 AM »
This is the creepiest video ever. The CGI toddler is from the deepest depths of the uncanny valley.. The lifeless eyes will steal your soul!

Looking at it, I'd say just the body is CGI.  The head is real.  Which doesn't detract from the creepiness in the least.

I think the body is an adult dressed like a toddler doing the juggling choreography with their head replaced in post... so I'm sure some digital tomfoolery ties all the seperated filmed pieces together... but I think it's two regular old humans combining to form super creepy toddler.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1009 on: January 18, 2012, 10:13:19 AM »
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-absurd-situations-that-only-happen-in-food-commercials/

That DiGiorno commercial has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1010 on: January 18, 2012, 12:05:04 PM »
So, funny story. I tried to access that Cracked site and I was unable to access at work. The category of this website? "Tasteless and Offensive"


That makes me laugh  :D


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1011 on: January 18, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »
I don't really HATE the commercial for Dr. Pepper 10:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/3iuG1OpnHP8?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/3iuG1OpnHP8?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>

It's actually pretty amusing. I love the over-the-top-manly-action-movie thing it's pulling off. It's the concept behind the marketing. Is Dr. Pepper saying that I've been drinking Dr. Pepper for Girls all these years? That men shouldn't drink anything less than 10 calories? Are they honestly suggesting that women might not like a tastier Diet Dr. Pepper because they can't  handle the 10 calories? Do they really want to eliminate them from their demographic?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1012 on: January 18, 2012, 01:11:06 PM »
I'm gonna drink Dr. Pepper Ten just to spite those assholes. I'm secure enough in my femininity that I can. Are men not secure enough in their masculinity that they have to have an entirely different soda? One with TEN calories in it? Does ten calories make a man a man?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1013 on: January 18, 2012, 02:17:49 PM »
I spite Dr Pepper by not drinking caffeine. AND killing ants. You heard me! Ant GENOCIDE



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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1014 on: January 18, 2012, 06:18:54 PM »
I'm gonna drink Dr. Pepper Ten just to spite those assholes. I'm secure enough in my femininity that I can. Are men not secure enough in their masculinity that they have to have an entirely different soda? One with TEN calories in it? Does ten calories make a man a man?
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1015 on: January 18, 2012, 06:45:30 PM »
why does that not suprise me.

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1016 on: January 18, 2012, 09:29:47 PM »
why does that not suprise me.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1017 on: January 20, 2012, 10:08:37 AM »
Appliance Direct.

Actually, make that pretty much every ad where the owner of the business decides to put their kids in.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1018 on: January 20, 2012, 09:09:42 PM »
The new Tostino's Pizza Rolls commercials where the kids call their Mom who has to tell them abotu the pizza rolls in the freezer RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! How stupid are these kids?!



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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1019 on: January 24, 2012, 03:51:22 PM »
The new Tostino's Pizza Rolls commercials where the kids call their Mom who has to tell them abotu the pizza rolls in the freezer RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! How stupid are these kids?!

About as intelligent as most kids these days...