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Offline Darth Geek

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #975 on: August 01, 2010, 06:32:20 PM »
Well thanks, Discovery Channel, this is just what I want to see when I go to sign into my email



a snaggletoothed child molester looking dude. Very appealing.
Good Lord, that freaks my shit out! Augh!



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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #976 on: August 03, 2010, 09:59:35 PM »
Well thanks, Discovery Channel, this is just what I want to see when I go to sign into my email



a snaggletoothed child molester looking dude. Very appealing.
Good Lord, that freaks my shit out! Augh!

As much as, oh, say... this?

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #977 on: August 04, 2010, 04:26:21 AM »
Good Lord, that freaks my shit out! Augh!
As much as, oh, say... this?
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Awww that's simply cute and slightly adorable.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #978 on: August 08, 2010, 02:06:50 PM »
If I see one more freecreditscore.com commercial...
"Don't make me shoot you...CROOOOOOOOOW!"


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #979 on: August 08, 2010, 02:47:07 PM »
If I see one more freecreditscore.com commercial...

Right with ya pal....


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #980 on: August 08, 2010, 04:35:55 PM »
Oh god the Bud Light ad featuring the Founding Fathers, so many things wrong with it.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #981 on: August 08, 2010, 04:41:33 PM »
Oh god the Bud Light ad featuring the Founding Fathers, so many things wrong with it.

I am still trying to figure out who thought that was funny..... and what ideas were rejected first?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #982 on: August 08, 2010, 05:33:36 PM »
Dear Toyota, why would I want to go online and meet your sienna douche bag family?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #983 on: August 08, 2010, 06:52:42 PM »
You're watching Leverage aren't you? Yeah I've always associated Minivans with a sort of desperate settling and abandonment of any ambition, those ads really solidify that association.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #984 on: August 08, 2010, 07:05:52 PM »
You're watching Leverage aren't you?

Guilty as charged.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #985 on: August 09, 2010, 01:18:30 PM »
Dear Toyota, why would I want to go online and meet your sienna douche bag family?

I saw those during 24.  What a novel concept.  "Here is a commercial.  Log on to your computer to watch MORE commercials, without a TV show getting in the way."


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #986 on: August 09, 2010, 01:20:09 PM »
Those damn radio ads for Frank's Red Hot sauce.  The tag line is "I put that shit on everything" and the line is delivered by an old lady.  HA HA HA!  OLD LADIES CUSSING!  That's totally not cliched or lame.

Of course, what makes it worse is that they deliberately chose a tag line that they cannot use in the commercials.  It's always bleeped out, so it's extra irritating.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #987 on: August 09, 2010, 01:29:25 PM »
how about the Dairy Queen idiot family chasing after the Blizzard truck? That series needs to end with their van flying off a cliff and exploding..




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #988 on: November 06, 2010, 05:15:48 PM »
I now hate the "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates" commercial with the baby. Ugh just ugh.


Also annoyed with the "hip" kid with the "uncool" parents because they don't drive a certain minivan. Though the kid stuck in the back seat forced to listen to his parents sing and mouths the words "help me" amuses me for some reason..




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #989 on: November 06, 2010, 09:01:43 PM »
I want death to the e -trade he'll spawn baby