Commercials We HATE

[Rattrap007]

I want to punch that fuckhole from the Sonic commercials right in his fatuous mug.

How about we double team all those morons?

[Rattrap007]

One I hate is for Subaru, Basically a dad is talking about he had his son build his own Pinewood Derby car. You see it and it basically has one 45 degree cut on the front end and that piece stuck on the back end as a spoiler. The thing is not the least bit aerodynamic. He shows up and all the other kids cars look like they were made by dad. They are sleek and actually aerodynamic. Well surprise surprise the car that is a piece of crap wins... In what reality is this? True the kid made it himself, but there is no way THAT car would win.

Nope. As someone who made his own pinewood derby car, I watched other kids whose dads made theirs kick my ass.

Not only that but it wins by several car lengths! Methinks the little brat somehow cheated.

I remember when I was in scouts one guy had hollowed out the center of the block. Thing won every race. Now THAT is aerodynamic..

[Tripe]

What you don't see is the slug of lead the little tyke inserted just before the race.

Isn't it nice to see honest virtues, like cunning and guile, being rewarded?

[Bob]

What you don't see is the slug of lead the little tyke inserted just before the race.

Isn't it nice to see honest virtues, like cunning and guile, being rewarded?

The punk was on PEDS

[TTYT]

One I hate is for Subaru, Basically a dad is talking about he had his son build his own Pinewood Derby car. You see it and it basically has one 45 degree cut on the front end and that piece stuck on the back end as a spoiler. The thing is not the least bit aerodynamic. He shows up and all the other kids cars look like they were made by dad. They are sleek and actually aerodynamic. Well surprise surprise the car that is a piece of crap wins... In what reality is this? True the kid made it himself, but there is no way THAT car would win.

That's actually possible. It could've just been heavier, which =  faster. I had almost the same style car for Pinewood Derby one year...We weighted it just barely under the limit, and put all the weights in the front. Thing kicked ass for a while until we ran up against another kid who'd done the same thing.


Anyways, I wanna kill that annoying British guy in those unfunny HP commercials ("They'll probably come in through the air vents, right?") I may have a nice new HP computer, but that guy is fucking annoying and they run those ads repeatedly during the basketball games. I don't give a crap if he's a popular Brit comedian, those ads must stop.

[Tripe]

Anyways, I wanna kill that annoying British guy in those unfunny HP commercials ("They'll probably come in through the air vents, right?") I may have a nice new HP computer, but that guy is fucking annoying and they run those ads repeatedly during the basketball games. I don't give a crap if he's a popular Brit comedian, those ads must stop.

Try Kiwi.

[TTYT]

Whatever. I still wanna punch him.

[Rattrap007]

One I hate is for Subaru, Basically a dad is talking about he had his son build his own Pinewood Derby car. You see it and it basically has one 45 degree cut on the front end and that piece stuck on the back end as a spoiler. The thing is not the least bit aerodynamic. He shows up and all the other kids cars look like they were made by dad. They are sleek and actually aerodynamic. Well surprise surprise the car that is a piece of crap wins... In what reality is this? True the kid made it himself, but there is no way THAT car would win.

That's actually possible. It could've just been heavier, which =  faster. I had almost the same style car for Pinewood Derby one year...We weighted it just barely under the limit, and put all the weights in the front. Thing kicked ass for a while until we ran up against another kid who'd done the same thing.

All the cars have to weigh a set amount man. I think they regulate it so all the weight is in the middle now.

[Tripe]

OK so Cialis, what's the deal with the twin baths, I'd think isolating themselves in metal canisters filled with rapidly cooling water would be antithetical to the purpose of the medication wouldn't it?

Unless it's strong enough to allow the dude drill through his bath or something.

Oh and the latest one, the one where the kitchen disappears to be replaced with a rain forest? Is this some crafty reformulation by GlaxoSmithKline to retain patent, it is now Cialis-D?

[TTYT]

Dear Esurance:

What happened to your sexy animated secret agent? What the fuck is up with all these stupid unfunny commercials about people in your offices?

[Tripe]

Ok the radio commercial for Andro Ant Block:

They announce that the ant poison will be presenting The Home Ant Requiem. Fine, makes sense considering what a requiem is.

Then they proceed to play a bunch of people saying "eww" or variations of it over Dovregubbens hall. That's not a fecking Requiem (the lyrics are about killing but seriously just call it something else).

Oh and on the subject of annoying radio ads Ace Hardware with their declarations of just doing some small task then vegging out makes me suddenly very Calvinist and work ethicy.

[Rattrap007]

Dear Esurance:

What happened to your sexy animated secret agent? What the fuck is up with all these stupid unfunny commercials about people in your offices?

is it me or does the Asian chick smile way too much in the "Fred" commercial?

[Tripe]

I kind of think she's being mainstreamed, like that bloke in LA Law.

[Rattrap007]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/M5qXpgfhar0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/M5qXpgfhar0</a>
See she smiles through every line..

[Tripe]

Well thanks, Discovery Channel, this is just what I want to see when I go to sign into my email



a snaggletoothed child molester looking dude. Very appealing.