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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #675 on: December 30, 2008, 01:52:01 PM »
This ad ALWAYS plays on the radio and it's so annoying:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4l6KKZb_5U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/j4l6KKZb_5U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #676 on: January 03, 2009, 07:48:12 AM »
Uh oh looks like Vince isn't satisfied just selling us the shamwow:



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

The Dark Lord Billy Mays will not like this development at all.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #677 on: January 03, 2009, 09:32:26 AM »
There's a new Taco Bell commercial in which a guy talks another guy out of telling a cashier to keep the change, because he can theoretically use that change to get some new piece of crap taco or burrito or other fake mexican thing at Taco Bell.  Then, as if that's not enough, as a hilarious* punch line, the guy who talked his friend out of letting the cashier keep the change hands the cashier a bill and asks for some change.  If I were that cashier, I would have punched that guy right in the mouth, and I don't think anyone would blame me.






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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #678 on: January 03, 2009, 10:22:08 AM »
Uh oh looks like Vince isn't satisfied just selling us the shamwow:



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

The Dark Lord Billy Mays will not like this development at all.

I LOLed at the part he's says "You're gonna love my nuts.."

Edit:

Oh dear god I am losing it here. The added digital sparkles to the food and device then he tosses the old one over his shoulder. This has gone from semi respectable ad to being almost a parody.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #679 on: January 03, 2009, 10:24:26 AM »
Who doesn't love an overly exposed microphone?

"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

Seriously, who says that?
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #680 on: January 03, 2009, 11:12:46 AM »
Uh oh looks like Vince isn't satisfied just selling us the shamwow:



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/rUbWjIKxrrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

The Dark Lord Billy Mays will not like this development at all.

I LOLed at the part he's says "You're gonna love my nuts.."

Edit:

Oh dear god I am losing it here. The added digital sparkles to the food and device then he tosses the old one over his shoulder. This has gone from semi respectable ad to being almost a parody.

The nuts comment is gold.

Slap chop...... sounds like a hockey penalty.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #681 on: January 03, 2009, 12:02:32 PM »
Who doesn't love an overly exposed microphone?

"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

Seriously, who says that?

I rather think it may be a like comment to the nuts one...


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #682 on: January 03, 2009, 07:12:01 PM »
"You're going to be in a great mood all day, cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away."

Well, that certainly calls for a dirty!

But seriously, I was really bummed out the other day because my peanuts weren't chopped fine enough....
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #683 on: January 04, 2009, 06:03:40 AM »
I think I'm going to start a Infomercial thread since I both love and hate the things.

And, here we go


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #684 on: January 04, 2009, 07:18:36 AM »
Has anyone else seen the stupid Coke/Wal mart add that they are playing in Wal-Mart every five minutes where some guy is singing about how much he loves having to feed and get a Coke for all 400 people who are in his house.

if that were not enough at one point he says that his Mom,Dad,and Step mom are there and he is happy about that!

I'm sorry but every time an Exwife and a wife or and exgirlfriend and a girlfriend of a guy meet at Wal Mart we end up having to call the cops.

There is no way i would want both my mom and my step mom to come to my party and there is no way I would be happy about having to buy 400 Cokes.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #685 on: February 26, 2009, 11:57:35 AM »
I'm so glad to find this thread because I need to vent.

I want to KILL that Progressive chick with her freaky makeup that doesn't match anyone else's, and her "I'm so funny" demeanor. ARG!! YOU'RE NOT COOL OR FUNNY!!!!

Who'll go 50-50 on a hit man for her .... and the Glade woman (as previously mentioned on this thread)?

I'm also getting sick of the FreeCreditReport guy. Sheesh.

Someone tell those ad people that some characters are not worth recurring. ARG!!!!! Someone get Space Ghost to blast them PLEASE!!!
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #686 on: February 26, 2009, 11:59:27 AM »
I am officially calling "No Way" on the Pizza Hut ad that claims they went to Italy, served their crappy lasagna to Italians and they all swooned over how great it was.

BS.   :angry:


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #687 on: February 26, 2009, 12:04:44 PM »
They have actors in Italy too these days ;)


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #688 on: February 26, 2009, 12:19:24 PM »
I am officially calling "No Way" on the Pizza Hut ad that claims they went to Italy, served their crappy lasagna to Italians and they all swooned over how great it was.

BS.   :angry:

I dunno, I've had some seriously shitty pasta in Italy too.

I can see that happening for sure.

But to think that anyone would be raving over the Pizza Hut Alpo-lasagna is insulting.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #689 on: February 26, 2009, 12:25:16 PM »
There absolutely should be an Italian language sequel to this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gpr23q_rdCk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/gpr23q_rdCk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>