
What I want to know about that commercial was who thought it was a good idea to include the lines, "We all taste great!" "Some... More than others."
Hot Pockets Sideshots: At least the Sloppy Joe is pretty good!
Yeah, how messed up is that?!? ""We all taste great! Except the ones who taste like shredded ass. Feelin' lucky? Go ahead, grab a box!"
Two burgers, one box?

It's like the frozen food equivalent of Saving Private Ryan. That one dude got cut in half by machine gun fire and his intestines are about to spill out.
And they are kolaches, not "side shots"...... I guess the other name is too ethnic for them.
I can only assume that's Czech for 'rotten possum cooked over a tire fire'.