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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #90 on: July 28, 2007, 10:17:41 AM »
Those viagra/viagra derivative commercials also annoy me. I do feel sad for the guy featured in them though.
Doesn't it make you want to vomit when the voice over says "If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours..."

Oh god.  I'm always skeeved out when I hear that.  If I were a guy I wouldn't wait for the 4 hour mark, I'd be running down to the nearest hospital screaming after an hour.  It can really harm the capillaries and you'll never get it up again.  It makes me wonder how many guys this has happened to before they put a warning in the commercials   :(


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« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2007, 10:54:27 AM »
There is a play on the health warnings in the middle of this very funny Sudden Death song about medications, Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad is the Voice Over Guy.

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« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2007, 11:09:28 AM »
I read in "Sex, Lies, and DNA" that using Viagra and other such things can actually cover up symptoms that would normally serve to tell of a greater problem.

But yeah, I can't help but chortle at the 4 Hour Erection thing. Not really taking it seriously, I know.


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« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2007, 11:15:12 AM »
I'm not sure if this yould make for a good commercial or not.. ???


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2007, 11:47:41 AM »
Those viagra/viagra derivative commercials also annoy me. I do feel sad for the guy featured in them though.

Doesn't it make you want to vomit when the voice over says "If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours..."


Sting is probably wondering why anyone would fuss over that.


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« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2007, 12:00:27 PM »
Those viagra/viagra derivative commercials also annoy me. I do feel sad for the guy featured in them though.

Doesn't it make you want to vomit when the voice over says "If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours..."


Sting is probably wondering why anyone would fuss over that.

So....all sex involves an erection?    ::)


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« Reply #96 on: July 28, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »
Well, it is a big part of it, generally. You can work around it, but it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks, as I understand it.


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« Reply #97 on: July 28, 2007, 12:15:04 PM »

So....all sex involves an erection?    ::)

In Texas, it involves one, and only one erection.   ;)


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« Reply #98 on: July 28, 2007, 12:16:15 PM »
M'kay..


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« Reply #99 on: July 28, 2007, 12:20:48 PM »
Sting is probably wondering why anyone would fuss over that.

So....all sex involves an erection?    ::)

No, but 4 hours wouldn't phase Sting because Tantric Sex does involve an erection but simply not doing anything with it for 8 hours after penetration, apparently. Slip it in and stay put.
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« Reply #100 on: July 28, 2007, 01:57:05 PM »
No, but 4 hours wouldn't phase Sting because Tantric Sex does involve an erection but simply not doing anything with it for 8 hours after penetration, apparently. Slip it in and stay put.

so wHat do you do while you're waiting....read a book?  clip your nails?  do your taxes?!  ;)


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« Reply #101 on: July 28, 2007, 03:58:10 PM »
I mean, EIGHT hours?!    That is a bit much...... come one now Sting.


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« Reply #102 on: July 28, 2007, 07:37:17 PM »
I think you hum "Om" or something. Junkyard, I know your out there, care to fill us in on the finer points of Tantric Hinduism?


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« Reply #103 on: July 28, 2007, 07:49:09 PM »
I really haven't gotten to that yet. I only read one religious book at a time, and I'm presently trying to get through the Bible.

But a tip for tantric texts: IF YOU WANT SOME REAL TRUTH, DON'T JUST SKIP TO THE GOOD PARTS AND PICTURES.


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« Reply #104 on: July 28, 2007, 07:51:52 PM »
Bugger. Ah well essentially what your do for the eight hours I imagine is regulated you breathing and concentrate on some meditative focal point and not the sensations of Trudi Styler around little Sting. :D

Which version of the bible are you reading?
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