Commercials We HATE

[Sharktopus]

I just imagine a crowd of Lemmings jumping off a cliff, each wearing little tiny jeans.

And tiny Hollister t-shirts.

Oh, and they're also wearing tiny Crocs. Two pairs each.

[D.B. Barnes]

I just imagine a crowd of Lemmings jumping off a cliff, each wearing little tiny jeans.

And tiny Hollister t-shirts.

Oh, and they're also wearing tiny Crocs. Two pairs each.

 

And Von Dutch trucker caps.

[Sharktopus]

I just imagine a crowd of Lemmings jumping off a cliff, each wearing little tiny jeans.

And tiny Hollister t-shirts.

Oh, and they're also wearing tiny Crocs. Two pairs each.

 

And Von Dutch trucker caps.

  And teensy Livestrong bracelets.

[Tripe]

No way man. My Levis make me an INDIVIDUAL.

Mine just hug me in all the right places....

[TTYT]

I already know I'm probably gonna hate this:  http://boostmobile.com/shuffle

[Sideswipe]

I watch to punch the Progressive insurance bitch right in the face.   I also want to smash the douche bag college kid from the new Pizza Hut commericals in the face with a steel chair.

[Doctor Who?]

I hate the new dominos adds where they are forcing their awful pizza on people at their homes.

[TTYT]

I watch to punch the Progressive insurance bitch right in the face.

I hate the commercials, but I wouldn't mind her.

[Tripe]

I watch to punch the Progressive insurance bitch right in the face.   

See, personally, I want to shag her, but different strokes and all that.

[Darth Geek]

Yeah, the Progressive commercial chick is hot. But her character comes off as stupid.

[TTYT]

Yeah, the Progressive commercial chick is hot. But her character comes off as stupid.

Well, I see it as repressed. You know the corset & whip comes out when she gets home.

[Thrifty]

What about that cell phone commercial where Luke Wilson is talking about how other phones suck because you can't talk and surf the Internet at the same time?  I never realized that was a problem for anyone.  Exactly what's wrong with, like, using a computer for the Internet and a phone for talking?  Or for that matter, just paying attention to the conversation on the phone?

[Sharktopus]

I watch to punch the Progressive insurance bitch right in the face.

I hate the commercials, but I wouldn't mind her.

I watch to punch the Progressive insurance bitch right in the face.   

See, personally, I want to shag her, but different strokes and all that.

Yeah, the Progressive commercial chick is hot. But her character comes off as stupid.

Really? Are you seeing the same ads I am? Maybe if you trowel off a few pounds of makeup.

Now, Erin Esurance, on the other hand...

[Tripe]

Really? Are you seeing the same ads I am? Maybe if you trowel off a few pounds of makeup.

Now, Erin Esurance, on the other hand...

Hey not dissing Erin either (and were this my own computer I'd go find that one pic I've seen combining the two.

Incidentally, I have see "Flo" without her Flo motley and that's really why I'd want to see if she'd give me a no claims bonus.

[Sharktopus]

Really? Are you seeing the same ads I am? Maybe if you trowel off a few pounds of makeup.

Now, Erin Esurance, on the other hand...

Hey not dissing Erin either (and were this my own computer I'd go find that one pic I've seen combining the two.

Incidentally, I have see "Flo" without her Flo motley and that's really why I'd want to see if she'd give me a no claims bonus.

Flo might just be the most unsexy woman's name in the western world. I'm MC Menses and my flow be fresh!