A commercial I loathe features a woman walking around a city, looking for the flimsiest of reasons to fling her arms up exposing her armpits. Ostensibly this is to demonstrate how her anti-perspirant protects the rest of the city from her bodily funk. However, jumping in front of a police car tucked in an alley while feigning surrender is not the best idea. Similarly she hails a cab in an area that looks suspiciously like mid-town Manhattan and then after the poor hack finally fights his way curbside she tells him never mind, she'll walk while swinging her arms over her head in some whacky, Jimmy Page influenced pose. I don't know if we're allowed to mention specific brand names, so I'll keep this one a SECRET.