I just saw a commercial where this teen walks in on his parents eating cereal and grabs the box and dumps a mouthful straight into his cake hole. The dad says,
"You know, we have milk." Then the kid says,
"Oh yeah, good idea." and drinks right out of the carton, to which the dad replys,
"Where did we go wrong?' And mom speaks up,
"He's eating organic, we did well."
So not only is this kid a rude bastard, he is probably a total organic only douche also. Yeah, mom, you did good you clueless yuppie bitch.