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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1095 on: November 06, 2013, 04:48:25 PM »
He's into self flossulation.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1096 on: November 06, 2013, 07:40:01 PM »
Marv of Harv & Marv fame found religion later in life?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1097 on: December 10, 2013, 03:16:03 PM »
I found the unkempt idiot from Vonage's "Crazy Generous" ads to be unlikeable, until I heard him say, "namaste."  Now I want him dead.

I'm sure the word is still perfectly fine in India, but in the English speaking world, it has become the official greeting/parting word for douchebags.

Hey, I'm just glad one of the Geico cavemen is still keeping busy.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1098 on: December 10, 2013, 04:35:26 PM »
There's a commercial for Cricket wireless out there in which a jovial man offers to gift wrap things for holiday shoppers because he's "trying to do a little more this year".  He then asks people what they want to do more of.  He then informs them that they can do more with Cricket because it's cheaper, which somehow equates to giving them more time.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1099 on: December 27, 2013, 09:17:09 AM »
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1100 on: June 15, 2014, 10:20:48 PM »
So I just heard an "American Girl" ad on the radio.


It's 11 PM. I don't think your target audience is listening to the radio right now.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1101 on: November 23, 2014, 06:53:30 AM »
I just saw a commercial where this teen walks in on his parents eating cereal and grabs the box and dumps a mouthful straight into his cake hole.  The dad says,

"You know, we have milk."  Then the kid says,

"Oh yeah, good idea."  and drinks right out of the carton, to which the dad replys,

"Where did we go wrong?'  And mom speaks up,

"He's eating organic, we did well."

So not only is this kid a rude bastard, he is probably a total organic only douche also.  Yeah, mom, you did good you clueless yuppie bitch.

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1102 on: November 23, 2014, 10:25:32 AM »
I absolutely can't stand the new Kit Kat commercials. There's something about the Kit-Kat-song-to-tune-of-random-sounds that infuriates me for some reason.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1103 on: November 25, 2014, 08:39:12 AM »
I absolutely can't stand the new Kit Kat commercials. There's something about the Kit-Kat-song-to-tune-of-random-sounds that infuriates me for some reason.

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Also, I absolutely HATE the new Honda Civic commercials that feature a bizarre, Valley Girl rendition of Jem (who totally did not sound like that) and a poor man's "Stretch Armstrong" - where they change his face to be more He-Man…

Why change these things if the purpose is to be nostalgic and make me want to relate to this van that "is for our generation"…??
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