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Offline Just Some Guy

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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 03:13:25 PM »
I learned that the purportedly 'French' Jean Luc Picard, dreams of Victorian English women and children.
That's because the UK conquered France in a surprise attack early in the twenty-first century.

Uh... if you're from France forget I said anything.  And especially don't look for trouble in March 2009.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2007, 04:39:34 PM »
I learned that Mike or Kevin watches Extras because of the line about Patrick Stewart having "seen everything..."
"The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting."
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2007, 07:58:02 PM »
I almost forgot but somehow didnt, I must buy more rifftrax.

PROBLEM: What if I have All of the Rifftrax, and that voice keeps telling me; "BUY MORE RIFFTRAX!" ???
I sense that perhaps 'The Forces That Be' are telling me something more sinister subliminally..

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Well, theyve got about $10 more in backtrax to get out of me. I believe daredevil and 5th element are the only ones I havent bought. I hope it was merely a joke and not that the business is in trouble. 
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Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.


Offline Sharktopus

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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2007, 12:53:28 AM »
That no one with RiffTrax watched Voyager, since there were no references to Tuvok. (Since Tim Russ played one of the officers on the Enterprise-B.)

Wait... someone watched Voyager?

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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2007, 01:04:48 AM »
I thought that was who he was. I kept checking his ears.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2007, 01:09:03 AM »
I learned that Leonard Nimoy has developed a considerable amount of dignity, hence his absence from this movie.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2007, 02:01:13 AM »
I learned that Kirk didn't die alone after all.  *sniff*


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2007, 02:09:25 AM »
I learned that Picard's idea of paradise is WAY more femme than Kirk's. :^)


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2007, 04:54:27 AM »
I learned that the largest risk of using futurisitc vision replacement systems is that what you see will be beamed outside of the ship, through the shields, to your enemies, and shown on a giant screen as normal vision, despite the fact that it's a continually mentioned fact that you can't actually use the VISOR (lol, backronym) to see normally...

I also learned a lot about Klingon Kleavage.
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2007, 05:07:16 AM »
I learned that one of the more intelligent members of the Enterprise's crew will not, even after hearing the bad guy make a huge fuss about it, check his visor for enemy bugs.

I also learned that the enterprise puts important shield frequency numbers in big bright lettering on their main displays.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2007, 05:10:42 AM »
I also learned that the enterprise puts important shield frequency numbers in big bright lettering on their main displays.

I learned that there's also apparently nothing in between the structure of the ship and the shield. Armor? Countermeasure? No?


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 06:59:35 AM »
Assumably, no material shielding would hold up to any blast. But I have no real idea.

I learned that the second in command female Klingon is actually kinda cute.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2007, 07:10:17 AM »
Hmm... I learned that if you want good old fashioned misogyny in the universe anymore, you have to go to the Ferengis.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2007, 07:16:00 AM »
I learned that Kirk can steal the spotlight even when he agrees to do menial tasks. "Oh, I just got blown out of reality, I'm so great!"


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 02:19:03 PM »
That no one with RiffTrax watched Voyager, since there were no references to Tuvok. (Since Tim Russ played one of the officers on the Enterprise-B.)

He also played a bad guy in a Next Generation episode.

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