What have we learned?

[Just Some Guy]

I learned that the purportedly 'French' Jean Luc Picard, dreams of Victorian English women and children.

That's because the UK conquered France in a surprise attack early in the twenty-first century.

Uh... if you're from France forget I said anything.  And especially don't look for trouble in March 2009.

[Big Blonde]

I learned that Mike or Kevin watches Extras because of the line about Patrick Stewart having "seen everything..."

[Quicksilver]

I almost forgot but somehow didnt, I must buy more rifftrax.

PROBLEM: What if I have All of the Rifftrax, and that voice keeps telling me; "BUY MORE RIFFTRAX!"
I sense that perhaps 'The Forces That Be' are telling me something more sinister subliminally..

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Well, theyve got about $10 more in backtrax to get out of me. I believe daredevil and 5th element are the only ones I havent bought. I hope it was merely a joke and not that the business is in trouble. 

[Sharktopus]

That no one with RiffTrax watched Voyager, since there were no references to Tuvok. (Since Tim Russ played one of the officers on the Enterprise-B.)

Wait... someone watched Voyager?

 

[RobtheBarbarian]

I thought that was who he was. I kept checking his ears.

[Tyrant]

I learned that Leonard Nimoy has developed a considerable amount of dignity, hence his absence from this movie.

[SharpMonkey]

I learned that Kirk didn't die alone after all.  *sniff*

[Pak-Man]

I learned that Picard's idea of paradise is WAY more femme than Kirk's. :^)

[markusdragon]

I learned that the largest risk of using futurisitc vision replacement systems is that what you see will be beamed outside of the ship, through the shields, to your enemies, and shown on a giant screen as normal vision, despite the fact that it's a continually mentioned fact that you can't actually use the VISOR (lol, backronym) to see normally...

I also learned a lot about Klingon Kleavage.

[Junkyard]

I learned that one of the more intelligent members of the Enterprise's crew will not, even after hearing the bad guy make a huge fuss about it, check his visor for enemy bugs.

I also learned that the enterprise puts important shield frequency numbers in big bright lettering on their main displays.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I also learned that the enterprise puts important shield frequency numbers in big bright lettering on their main displays.

I learned that there's also apparently nothing in between the structure of the ship and the shield. Armor? Countermeasure? No?

[Junkyard]

Assumably, no material shielding would hold up to any blast. But I have no real idea.

I learned that the second in command female Klingon is actually kinda cute.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Hmm... I learned that if you want good old fashioned misogyny in the universe anymore, you have to go to the Ferengis.

[Junkyard]

I learned that Kirk can steal the spotlight even when he agrees to do menial tasks. "Oh, I just got blown out of reality, I'm so great!"

[eegah]

That no one with RiffTrax watched Voyager, since there were no references to Tuvok. (Since Tim Russ played one of the officers on the Enterprise-B.)

He also played a bad guy in a Next Generation episode.

/The More You Know