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"Three hundred quatloos on...

...Kirk!" [Star Trek V]
...Kirk!" [Star Trek VI]
...Kirk!" [Star Trek: Generations]
...KIROK!" [Kirk with brain damage... er... more brain damage]

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Offline Just Some Guy

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Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« on: July 02, 2007, 05:28:58 PM »
My fellow god-like energy beings, world dominating computers, and renegade Starfleet captains; too long have we lived in terror of the one called James T. Kirk!  To end his threat once and for all I have constructed my quantum-phasing-warp-ploticon and drawn to this arena Kirk from three different time periods so that we may make them fight to the death for our amusement!  Alas the fourth retrieval obtained someone named "Kirok" instead who has agreed to preside over the battle and he will be declared the victor should all three Kirks kill each other.  All Kirks have been provided with traditional Vulcan lirpas.  Now place your wagers and let the battle commence!

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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 07:43:32 PM »
This may be the nerdiest post ever. Awesome!

Done casted my vote.


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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 08:41:01 PM »
50 quatloos on the new-comer...Hazaaah!
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 03:21:44 AM »
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Du du deeeee-deeeee-deeeee-deeeee-deee-dedadeedee, BOM-BOM BOM-BOM BOM-BOM BOM...
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 05:59:25 PM »
Thats the national anthem of Dr. Zoidberg's people.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 07:16:32 PM »
Who is Krik and what does he do??
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 09:21:50 PM »
He diabolically slips himself into situations where he can be mistaken for Kirk.  Mostly to pick up Orion slave girls.


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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 09:31:29 PM »
Yeah.. That Pretty Much sums up Kirk's Kirk!


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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 10:38:18 PM »
Yeah it said Kirok is Krik with brain damage, so I assumed the Krik (if he is in the arena) could probably take all of the Kirk's and Kirok.
I'm just trying to maximize my Quatloos. 
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 09:13:58 AM »
Yeah it said Kirok is Krik with brain damage, so I assumed the Krik (if he is in the arena) could probably take all of the Kirk's and Kirok.
I'm just trying to maximize my Quatloos. 
It never said Krik.  You must either be crazy or have slipped through some kind of temporal anomaly.

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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 10:34:53 AM »
All bets are off then!  Krik could have taken all your Quatloos.
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 11:43:52 PM »
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 06:13:44 AM »
If it were possible, I'd vote for all of them.  Kirk always wins, even if a little brain-damaged.


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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
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Re: Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 06:26:53 AM »
I like the way Ricardo Montalban says "Kirk" in Wrath of Khan.
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