RiffTrax Discussion > Fantastic Four

Movie most likely to power a doomsday machine

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Just Some Guy:
I, Baron Horrific, have developed a new superweapon that kills comic book nerds by projecting a movie directly into their brain.  Sadly at the moment it only works with comic books (probably due to the Kirbium core) otherwise I'd use it with Gigli.  Now I am faced with a decision; what movie should I use to hold the entire San Diego Comic Con hostage, how much money do you think I could get with my blackmail, and does anyone have any Kryptonite I could use to cover my escape?

kodiakthejuggler:
Fantastic Four.

Beyond Doubt.


It is literally one of the most poor movies ever made. The dialog is worse than an elementary school kid's first essay. It gives Attack of the Clones a run for its money!

Gibborino:
Yeah, this one was really, really bad. It's one thing to make a bad film on a shoestring budget, but to have millions and millions of dollars at your disposal and conceive this abortion of a movie is just...astounding.

Minnesota:
You guys make a good case for Fantastic 4, but Daredevil wins this easily in my opinion

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