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Hank

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No readme with X-Men?
« on: September 29, 2006, 12:59:01 PM »
I just downloaded the X-men Riff and it did not include a readme (sync info). Will it be available later, or is going to be left off of this Riff?

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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2006, 01:02:35 PM »
Should have come with one...???

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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2006, 01:06:01 PM »
Can I inquire as to where you downloaded it from?  Because I doubt they are altering the files out on the eJunkie site to randomly not include the file.


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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2006, 01:15:32 PM »
After you pay for the riff, on the same screen as the "printable receipt" link, there is a Continue button that starts the download.

So, in answer to your true question, Tarantulas, I didn't download the file illegally. It was obtained legitimately from this site, but didn't include the readme in the zip.

Thanks a heap, gammer73!


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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2006, 01:18:02 PM »
I didn't incinuate that you aquired it illegaly, I just hinted at it. ;)

But seriously, this is a good thing to know so the powers that be can fix it.


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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2006, 01:35:29 PM »
NTSC or PAL?
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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2006, 01:37:37 PM »
Both of the X-Men downloads, NTSC and PAL both are zip files that include the Readme file and MP3, I just checked.  There shouldn't be any way that your download happened without a readme.

I've attached the file nevertheless.


Hank

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Re: No readme with X-Men?
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2006, 02:25:11 PM »
I downloaded it again from the email notification, and it now contains the readme. It may have been an abnormal download termination on either end. At any rate, it was just plain screwy.

Thanks for your help, ConorL.