What would your fantastic power be?

[kodiakthejuggler]

My body would become covered by an impregnable layer of titanium, my hair would become strands of gold, my eyes would have the power to see through any object, my voice would command servitude from every living thing, and I would have the knowledge of all time and space contained within my mind!

All this would become possible after I became engulfed by a tragic dust storm while exploring the surface of Mars with Arnold Schwartzenegger.


Natch.

[Junkyard]

Really, I'm always torn between super speed, flight, and duplication. Sinse there are more than enough of me as it is, and I;m already cronically early, I'd have to go with unasissted flight.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

my power derived from the fantasatic four comics, oh thats easy,  id be the devourer of worlds

[Tripe H. Redux]

I'd like the ability to have a job without having to be there. 

Would you name be "Made man" or "Mafiosi"?

I think my fantastic power would be the ability to remotely cause pain or pleasure.

That would be great for my current job (tech support) Also would be great for punishing directors.

"Hmmmm, this movie was the mental equivalent of the pain of a severed toe / rest assured the Director now knows exactly what I mean FEEL PAIN!

"Yes, you have been a good user, now for your reward FEEL ORGASM!"

I'd like a variant on that one. I'll settle for just the pleasue and it wouldn't work over distances but a mere touch of my finger tip could do it.  It might be fun to use going down the receiving line of a dull wedding.

I would be known as G-Spot

[Bob]

My power would be the a variant of the "Scanners" power.

I would never want to actually kill anyone, but knocking them out for 10 minutes would be great.

1.   Driving and seeing A-hole who is tailgaiting me in an attempt to morph through my car....... ZAP, time for a ten minute nap by the side of the road.
2.   Yeah, I know you are in a grocery store trying to pick out the right canned pudding for your fat kids, but get your cart out of the MIDDLE of the isle so I can get around. ....... ZAP.
3.   Hey moron, I know you are enjoying the sporting event, but stop screaming curse words all night as there ARE kids present...... ZAP.

[Pak-Man]

I would have the Care Bear's Stare! Yeah, I know, but think about it. ANYONE- Anyone in the WORLD gets mad at you, all you gotta do is blast 'em 'til they cheer up. You could gain power and influence and get away with just about anything. Those Care Bears just didn't know how to use it. :^)

[Junkyard]

XKCD- Funny stuff.

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

Evil me:  Telekinetic powers.  My costume will entail a red cape, bed head, big forehead, white shirt, blue jeans, and boots.

Good me:  Biomechanical power armor (aka biosuit).