Fantastic Stingers

[Rattrap007]

what is your pick for a stinger?

Mine is the arm reaching out the bathroom and coming back with the TP.

[Cosmic Muse]

Mine would have to be Johnny crashing into that Burger King billboard after getting smacked by Ben.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

My stinger would have to be the bird crapping on Thing's shoulder.

[Sharktopus]

I'm always torn between choosing a genuinely funny moment, like the pigeon crapping on Ben, or one that's only funny due to inept writing, like "You're on fire!" "Thanks!" "No, you're ON FIRE!" or "Let's not fight, Susan." "No, let's." 

[Johnny Unusual]

Reed kneels twice.  Or Johnny saying "Cool!"

[Principal_Skin-trade]

Reed kneels twice.  Or Johnny saying "Cool!"

Uhh... I am ashamed Mike and Kevin didn't notice, but he only kneeled ONCE. He Stretched just like stretch armstrong.

[Wild Eep]

"I can't believe I'm doing this again."

[Dim of the Yard]

Susan: (snaps her head around violently to look at Reed)
Reed: ... The cloud has fundamentally alterred our DNA.
Johnny: (cackles like the Joker in the animated Batman series) Cool!

[StellarJoe]

Johnny covered in extinguisher foam: "Supernova.  Bad."

That bit pained me.  The way he's trying to come off all cute just makes me nauseous.  And also, as Mike said, "Remember folks, he's a scientist."

Hey, here's a thought.  I guess you could say in that scene, Johnny was covered in fire "retardant".  Huh?  Huh?  See what I did there?   

[Sharktopus]

"That's my nose, silly. These are my lips." Worst line in a movie full of them.

[kodiakthejuggler]

"That's my nose, silly. These are my lips." Worst line in a movie full of them.

Hear hear.

Though, I think she said "That's my nose, genius."

[Sharktopus]

"That's my nose, silly. These are my lips." Worst line in a movie full of them.

Hear hear.

Though, I think she said "That's my nose, genius."

I think you're right. Let's all not bother to make sure.

[SmilinJackRoss]

I think I'm going to use the moment when Thing is trying to call his wife from the pay phone and he can't dial the numbers.  He just grunts and whines "...buttons..."

It's such a stupid little inconsistency how they have Thing's speech alternate between being normal, and being some kind of moron Frankenstein.

[kodiakthejuggler]

"That's my nose, silly. These are my lips." Worst line in a movie full of them.

Hear hear.

Though, I think she said "That's my nose, genius."

I think you're right. Let's all not bother to make sure.

Yeah, watching this movie more than one time knocks several years off your life. Try to avoid, if at all possible.

[Sharktopus]

I think I'm going to use the moment when Thing is trying to call his wife from the pay phone and he can't dial the numbers.  He just grunts and whines "...buttons..."

It's such a stupid little inconsistency how they have Thing's speech alternate between being normal, and being some kind of moron Frankenstein.

He's just mumbling irritably. ...razzafraggin tiny little buttons...