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What part of life do you think would need to be riffed if you could in this abstract fashion?

call waiting
1 (6.7%)
rude people
2 (13.3%)
bad drivers
1 (6.7%)
loud people
1 (6.7%)
bad service
0 (0%)
morning djs
3 (20%)
loud obnoxious celebritys
1 (6.7%)
etc
6 (40%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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riffing real life
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:10:52 PM »
vote for something for the heck of it

wont you?


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Re: riffing real life
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2006, 08:56:37 PM »
As a customer service rep, I'm constantly riffing the angry customer on the other end of the phone. (And YOUR customer service rep is too! :^))


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Re: riffing real life
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 09:24:59 PM »
I have worked retail for the last 16 years. I riff customers EVERYDAY!
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"Etc" covering so much makes it the only viable answer for me...
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 09:58:46 PM »
Terrorism, racism, anyplace outside of New York, flat tires, bats, John Stamos, heart disease, low pressure systems, cryptozoology, American remakes of already mediocre J Horror, the term "J Horror", TicketMaster, apathy, the Soul Patrol, etcetera and so on and so forth.

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Re: riffing real life
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2006, 06:14:32 AM »
cryptozoology??

that one doesnt come up too often in my life. 


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Re: riffing real life
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2006, 06:42:28 AM »
It's gotta be the morning DJs. In fact, just about ALL DJs on the radio are rediculously annoying.

I don't listen to radio for that reason. Plus all the stupid and annoying sounds and promos they play for their station. Did anyone watch that episode of Family Guy where the two radio DJs played those segways that went on WAAAAAY too long? It's like that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLQGrbp0eU


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Re: riffing real life
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2006, 10:31:48 AM »
i agree, i cant STAND morning djs,  why the crap cant they just shut up and play music.  Why would i want to listen to stupid people banter back and forth.  Its the same reason i hate reality TV.